The Czar lauds Ghettoputer’s eye for news, in particular his outrage over Ms. Carlie Christine and her firing. The Czar also considers himself a bit of an expert on cheerleaders. Particularly non-pro-sports ones, and knows that when they wave to the camera, they are in fact waving to the Czar directly.

But if you ignore the obviously puerile giggles and snickers in this account, such as “Parents and some students…exposed the coach ” and “What apparently uncovered the coach,” etc., you cannot miss this gem of a typo. So far, this is the Czar’s favorite typo of the week (quoted as of 200904016/13:26 in case they catch it and correct it):

“The girls are supposed to look up their coaches,” says one concerned parent.

Errr…yeah. Well, now they can indeed. Your Czar recommends the extension prep (pictured).

The Czar of Muscovy

Божію Поспѣшествующею Милостію Мы, Дима Грозный Императоръ и Самодержецъ Всероссiйскiй, цѣсарь Московскiй. The Czar was born in the steppes of Russia in 1267, and was cheated out of total control of all Russia upon the death of Boris Mikhailovich, who replaced Alexander Yaroslav Nevsky in 1263. However, in 1283, our Czar was passed over due to a clerical error and the rule of all Russia went to his second cousin Daniil (Даниил Александрович), whom Czar still resents. As a half-hearted apology, the Czar was awarded control over Muscovy, inconveniently located 5,000 miles away just outside Chicago. He now spends his time seething about this and writing about other stuff that bothers him.