Well no shit [Malawi] turned [Madonna’s contested adoption request] down. Madonna is how villages in Africa picture the Devil. An old bony white woman, pale as a ghost, who swoops down from heaven in the belly of a metal bird and then steals their children.

—Brendon Donnelly @ WWTDD.

Confucius, Œc. Vol.

Don’t ask impertinent questions like that jackass Adept Lu.