At Last We Know For Sure…
The Czar has long predicted that SoS Hillary Clinton reads this website.
Her recent warnings to Pakistan are a pretty good synopsis of the Czar’s own concerns.
If she would be kind enough to give us a two-word pull quote we could put up at the banner, it would be most appreciated by the Gormogons. Something like “Helpfully snarky!”—Hillary Clinton. But the Czar leaves it to her.
Божію Поспѣшествующею Милостію Мы, Дима Грозный Императоръ и Самодержецъ Всероссiйскiй, цѣсарь Московскiй. The Czar was born in the steppes of Russia in 1267, and was cheated out of total control of all Russia upon the death of Boris Mikhailovich, who replaced Alexander Yaroslav Nevsky in 1263. However, in 1283, our Czar was passed over due to a clerical error and the rule of all Russia went to his second cousin Daniil (Даниил Александрович), whom Czar still resents. As a half-hearted apology, the Czar was awarded control over Muscovy, inconveniently located 5,000 miles away just outside Chicago. He now spends his time seething about this and writing about other stuff that bothers him.