Jesus, I forgot that the other Gormogons are such freakin’ squishes on soccer.* At least we can all agree on the super-awesomeness that is the gun, right? RIGHT?! This is kinda cute:

And there’s decent piece here on the Attorney General’s floating a gun-control trial balloon.

*Which, incidentally, the Volgi appreciates just fine and will occasionally sit through a World Cup match. But seriously, compared to the speed of hockey, the chess-match of football, the quick-witted ballet of basketball, and the subtleties and one-on-one drama of baseball, soccer‘s not in the same league. It’s got nice flow and the odd exciting moment, but mostly it’s watching guys kick the ball around between the penalty boxes…

Confucius, Œc. Vol.

Don’t ask impertinent questions like that jackass Adept Lu.