Clearly we need a Daylight Stimulus Time, says Mark Steyn. And, indeed, the Gormogons can report exclusively:
“What I don’t think people should do is suddenly stuff photons in their mattresses and pull back completely from sunlight,” President Obama told the New York Times in an interview Sunday. “I don’t think that people should be fearful about our time-keeping. I don’t think that people should suddenly mistrust all of our chronological institutions because the overwhelming majority of them actually have managed things reasonably well.”
Don’t ask impertinent questions like that jackass Adept Lu.