But through all of it, some of us persevered. We made the hard economic choices. We fought off eviction by keeping Linda Mustaine juiced up with mai tais at Applebee’s happy hour. We sheltered our dirtbike assets in Kyle’s shed, under a tarp, to stave off the repo men. We spent countless hours applying for the credit cards that would see us through. We made the wise economic decision to stop paying our stupid mortgages — because we calculated that when the rainy day came, Washington would come to its senses and clear up the tab.
Don’t ask impertinent questions like that jackass Adept Lu.