Looks like one of our favorites, Michelle Malkin, is vibing on the same thread as my earlier post. For a better written and thought-out piece, check her out here. Hat tip to her for pointing out that the 30th annual COGEL (Council on Governmental Ethics Laws) Conference is taking place in Chicago this month. Yes, snort-worthy indeed. Worth noting while this Blajo deal is going down is that the House Ethics Committee is expanding an investigation of Rep. Charles Rangel (one of ‘Puters favorite representatives from his state). It’s amusing to note that the investigation concerns whether Rangel protected an oil company from a big tax bill when the head of the company pledged a $1M (that’s million, ‘Puter) donation to a college center named after said represetative. A democrat protecting an OIL company from having to pay a TAX bill. Right? Right.
GorT is an eight-foot-tall robot from the 51ˢᵗ Century who routinely time-travels to steal expensive technology from the future and return it to the past for retroinvention. The profits from this pay all the Gormogons’ bills, including subsidizing this website. Some of the products he has introduced from the future include oven mitts, the Guinness widget, Oxy-Clean, and Dr. Pepper. Due to his immense cybernetic brain, GorT is able to produce a post in 0.023 seconds and research it in even less time. Only ’Puter spends less time on research. GorT speaks entirely in zeros and ones, but occasionally throws in a ڭ to annoy the Volgi. He is a massive proponent of science, technology, and energy development, and enjoys nothing more than taking the Czar’s more interesting scientific theories, going into the past, publishing them as his own, and then returning to take credit for them. He is the only Gormogon who is capable of doing math. Possessed of incredible strength, he understands the awesome responsibility that follows and only uses it to hurt people.