Asks Friend of the Gormogons, Redskins fan, and enormous hippie Vic “Torino” Matus* over at Galley Slaves.
*Note to Vic’s mom: I’m just joshing about calling your son a hippie. Especially since he mentioned that you called him to tell him that that Human Weapon was doing escrima. Vic is a fine boy and will give you many more grandchildren who will be raised piously and respectfully. Now, please, Mrs. M., put down the kamagong bastón.
Don’t ask impertinent questions like that jackass Adept Lu.