Hey, man, is that Freedom Rock?
Asks Friend of the Gormogons, Redskins fan, and enormous hippie Vic “Torino” Matus* over at Galley Slaves.
*Note to Vic’s mom: I’m just joshing about calling your son a hippie. Especially since he mentioned that you called him to tell him that that Human Weapon was doing escrima. Vic is a fine boy and will give you many more grandchildren who will be raised piously and respectfully. Now, please, Mrs. M., put down the kamagong bastón.
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Don’t ask impertinent questions like that jackass Adept Lu.