A dog with a satellite collar isn’t a bad start.
And, for extra comedy, are they talking about the dog or Russia?
“She looks sad,” Ivanov said. “Her free life is over.”
“She is wagging her tail. That means she likes it,” Putin said.
Plus, seriously, GLONASS has always sounded to me like some Cubby Broccoli McGuffin…
Don’t ask impertinent questions like that jackass Adept Lu.