Say what you will about my erotic adventures in the dungeons of Akmola, but your Volgi can’t exactly frown on that chick’s cellmates for asking. She’s one cute murderess. Just don’t fall asleep afterwards, I’d suggest, ladies.
Obviously the pick for Veterans’ Affairs is Sen. John Kerry (D-Mass.) whose reputation among Vietnam veterans is so sterling, having libeled them before Congress as a group to advance his political career on the Left and then spent the next thirty years trying to defund the military and undermine efforts to resist Soviet imperialism.
They told the stories at times they had personally raped, cut off ears, cut off heads, tape wires from portable telephones to human genitals and turned up the power, cut off limbs, blown up bodies, randomly shot at civilians, razed villages in fashion reminiscent of Genghis Khan, shot cattle and dogs for fun, poisoned food stocks, and generally ravaged the country side of South Vietnam in addition to the normal ravage of war, and the normal and very particular ravaging which is done by the applied bombing power of this country. (Complete testimony.)
And remember, Kerry pronounced “Genghis” with some sort of idiotic faux erudition, as “Junjus.” But he was the smart guy in the race, right? Even if the other guy had a higher GPA at Yale…
Don’t ask impertinent questions like that jackass Adept Lu.