Lest we get too humorless in the face of, well, whatever we’re in the face of, here’s a very funny satire of what pro-McCain ads commissioned by a desperate campaign from three famous directors would look like. Watch all three. Each is better than the one before, in terms of hitting the director’s style. (Although I can see why maybe they didn’t spring for two hundred white doves to take off behind McCain in the first one).

Confucius, Œc. Vol.

Don’t ask impertinent questions like that jackass Adept Lu.