GorT is an eight-foot-tall robot from the 51ˢᵗ Century who routinely time-travels to steal expensive technology from the future and return it to the past for retroinvention. The profits from this pay all the Gormogons’ bills, including subsidizing this website. Some of the products he has introduced from the future include oven mitts, the Guinness widget, Oxy-Clean, and Dr. Pepper. Due to his immense cybernetic brain, GorT is able to produce a post in 0.023 seconds and research it in even less time. Only ’Puter spends less time on research. GorT speaks entirely in zeros and ones, but occasionally throws in a ڭ to annoy the Volgi. He is a massive proponent of science, technology, and energy development, and enjoys nothing more than taking the Czar’s more interesting scientific theories, going into the past, publishing them as his own, and then returning to take credit for them. He is the only Gormogon who is capable of doing math. Possessed of incredible strength, he understands the awesome responsibility that follows and only uses it to hurt people.
GorT’s been under the weather for the past 2 weeks with a nasty cough – I’ll spare everyone the gory details. So I’m glad to be back and while I’ve seen, read and heard way too much to post about while not feeling up to the job, I’m going to ease myself in. A short business trip didn’t help matters either.
First, let’s put aside whether one feels like Sarah Palin is qualified or experienced enough to be President or Vice-President and look at the press coverage. As pointed out below there are clear examples of the media bias. Well, it happened again with Charlie Gibson’s interview (the edits were bad enough, I had a hard time really believing that Mr. Gibson would ask the same questions of Sen. Obama or Sen. Biden). Then I caught “The Situation Room” with Wolf Blitzer on CNN in the airport. Again, it was a take apart of Palin’s past the likes of which I haven’t seen on Sen Obama or Sen. Biden. What about the plagarism? Oh, right, it wasn’t malevolent. Biden’s son is a lobbyist. He’s a “cultural Catholic” which apparently means that you can uphold Roe v Wade and partial-birth abortions but still believe you are a practicing Catholic. Biden, accoridng to his own bio, was illegally elected to Congress (he claims he was 29 when he was elected Senator from Delaware). Now, I know that’s a long time ago, but Article 1, Section 3 clearly states: “No person shall be a Senator who shall not have attained to the age of thirty years…..” Do people know that Joe Biden is in support of a complete disarmament. Not just nuclear either, boys and girls. I’m talking a complete disarmament of our nation and citizens and turning over our military forces to the U.N. (excuse me while I get sick). ‘Puter: initiate lockdown sequence on the ‘Puter homestead now!
Ok, I’m better now. Of course, I’m not quite sure who’s on the top of the Democratic ticket…Barack Hussein Obama; Barry Soetoro; Barry Obama; Barack Dunham; or Barry Dunham?? See here for details. My vote would be for “Barry Soetoro”. Maybe if I’m feeling up to it tomorrow, I’ll get on a global warming rant…my partners in crime are doing an excellent job with the Bailout Fiascos and the Putin/Georgia mess.