24 July 2008: The Gormogons go online “furthering the eschatological doctrine of the Return from Occultation of the Thirteenth Imam, Val Kilmer.” (See sidebar.)

16 September 2008: This story surfaces.

Coincidence? Go on thinking that.

Confucius, Œc. Vol.

Don’t ask impertinent questions like that jackass Adept Lu.