Welcome to Balmer, hon.
While this is an awful, apparently nationwide problem threatening to further unravel some of the most disorderly communities in America to the terrible detriment of the vulnerable and law-abiding, when we see that this story takes as its basis fair Baltimore, as Washingtonians we have to say, of course it does.
Please note the incredible fact that the City of Baltimore has its own witness-protection program.
Gotta love that flag, though.
Don’t ask impertinent questions like that jackass Adept Lu.