Hey, ‘Puter, sorry about your weight problem, but it’s only going to get worse for you avoirdupois-wise sitting in traffic in Truckasaurus going both ways to see a Bills-Argos doubleheader at their joint home, the Rogers Centre.

T-Bills logo lifted from the always funny Kissing Suzy Kolber.

Confucius, Œc. Vol.

Don’t ask impertinent questions like that jackass Adept Lu.