More Obama Administration Misogyny

I can’t believe I fell for the old, lie-on-TV-and-I’ll-give-you-a cabinet-post-trick!

Remember when Susan Rice did the Sunday Morning Talk Show Circuit™ last September blaming the Benghazi massacre on you-tube video?

Remember how folks believed that she was doing this as a run-up to being the next Secretary of State?

Apparently, so did she.

According to Sen. Sec. Kerry, he was offered the job a week before she withdrew from the running. The White House could not be reached for comment.

It’s one thing to get caught in a lie, get embarrassed and withdraw from consideration for a Cabinet position that your boss is actually considering you for, but, man, to lay down in traffic for a position you think you’re being nominated for. That’s bad.

What’s even worse is that, if Kerry is telling the truth, underpaying women is not the only way that the Obama administration treats its female employees poorly. Dr. J. has never thought that the President was a very nice man.

About Dr. J.

Dr. J. was born the son of a New Atlantean sharecropper who cornered the market on notoriously delicious seaweed Himanthalia elongata (popularly known as Thongweed). With his newly minted seaweed fortune, Mr. J. the Elder sent his son to attend the Academy of Sorcery, Alchemy and Surgery where the good doctor apprenticed with the finest sorcerer surgeons in New Atlantis. Dr. J.'s areas of expertise grew to include bleeding, cutting for stone, trephination, medical divination with outstanding spatial and temporal resolution, cybernetic sorcery and medicinal alchemy. When King Orin of Atlantis fell ill with the Ick, Dr. J. stepped in with an elixir he devised from a combination of minerals, herbs and saps. Curing the king, Dr. J. gained significant notoriety which afforded him the luxury of time to devote himself to his side hobbies which include porpoise racing, the study of supply-side economics, cooking and raising his lovely merchildren alongside his lovely bride the archconservative Mrs. Dr. J.