Well, if the good folks at Planet Iran are right, the mollahs are at least laying the groundwork for a, well, permanent vacation in sunny Russia. Here’s what they claim is a redacted document from the Iranian National Security Agency describing the readiness of “the inspection, check up and preparation of the aircraft, destination Russia, for the purpose of transporting the Supreme Leader, his esteemed family and various officials of the Revolutionary Guards” in the event the government falls.

Read their translation at the above link.

Confucius, Œc. Vol.

Don’t ask impertinent questions like that jackass Adept Lu.