If you like words in the slightest, go immediately to Iowahawk’s brilliant piece, “Orbitron Apocalypto: *Or, How I Became a Death-Cheating Toad in Mexico and Broke the Ancient Aztec Alien Curse Put on My Family by Ed “Big Daddy” Roth’s Lost Show Car.” If you like cars, even better. But even if, like the Volgi, you don’t know a damn thing about hot rods, outlaw bikers, and Juarez sex shops—get the hell over there and read it. Now.

Confucius, Œc. Vol.

Don’t ask impertinent questions like that jackass Adept Lu.