For whatever it’s worth, ‘Puter voted at 8:40 this morning in his undisclosed location in scenic Upstate. The weather couldn’t be better. No rain in the forecast at all. It’s going to be around 70 today in early November, which is unheard of in Upstate. How many voters were in ‘Puter’s polling place?

Including ‘Puter, exactly one. Maybe everyone voted when the polls opened at 6:00 a.m. Or maybe it’s so abundantly clear that Sen. Obama will take New York, The One’s followers are taking the day off. Or, most likely, ‘Puter’s limited observation means exactly nothing.

Regardless of your chosen candidate, The Gormogons have a firm policy on voting. If you don’t vote, we won’t listen to you complain. You are warned.