So Shall You Reap
Well, one of us was bound to say something about Mayor Bloombergs Progressive Campaign to rid the Big Apple of the Dreaded Dr. Pepper.
Suffice it to say, when you elect a Progressive, you give him the sense that you really want his opinion. And few things are more unpleasant for a large number of people than a Progressive who thinks he might be onto something here.
Like a kid in a candy store with an unlimited line of credit.
Also, to the folks on Good Morning America, sugar is not toxic. In fact, you would die without it.

Божію Поспѣшествующею Милостію Мы, Дима Грозный Императоръ и Самодержецъ Всероссiйскiй, цѣсарь Московскiй. The Czar was born in the steppes of Russia in 1267, and was cheated out of total control of all Russia upon the death of Boris Mikhailovich, who replaced Alexander Yaroslav Nevsky in 1263. However, in 1283, our Czar was passed over due to a clerical error and the rule of all Russia went to his second cousin Daniil (Даниил Александрович), whom Czar still resents. As a half-hearted apology, the Czar was awarded control over Muscovy, inconveniently located 5,000 miles away just outside Chicago. He now spends his time seething about this and writing about other stuff that bothers him.