Let’s Hope It Works!
Special nod to Space for Commerce (the Czar reads him every day, and so should you if you want to keep that pretty head of yours), who not only saluted our inscrutable Mandarin for being so gosh darn inscrutable, but actually followed up on the Czar’s suggestion to notify the White House about some bad information being passed around as health care reform… to whit, ObamaCare!
Nice one, BD! Next time you swing by the Gormogon Castle, it’s open bar for you.
Божію Поспѣшествующею Милостію Мы, Дима Грозный Императоръ и Самодержецъ Всероссiйскiй, цѣсарь Московскiй. The Czar was born in the steppes of Russia in 1267, and was cheated out of total control of all Russia upon the death of Boris Mikhailovich, who replaced Alexander Yaroslav Nevsky in 1263. However, in 1283, our Czar was passed over due to a clerical error and the rule of all Russia went to his second cousin Daniil (Даниил Александрович), whom Czar still resents. As a half-hearted apology, the Czar was awarded control over Muscovy, inconveniently located 5,000 miles away just outside Chicago. He now spends his time seething about this and writing about other stuff that bothers him.