Oh teachers. Never ending font of mirth and delight.
From the below list, pick one teacher to educate your child.
1. Crystal deFanti who sent her kids home with a DVD that included (inadvertently, she claims) a six second clip of her having sex on a couch.
2. Sue Graham, who sent a kindergartner home with a backpack full of human feces. And a nice, explanatory note.
Exhibitionist or coprophile. The Gormogons present, you choose.