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They’ve Got To Be Carefully Taught

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C’mon.  Really, California public schools?  Kindergarteners need to be taught not to discriminate against homosexuals?  And sign a pledge affirming their commitment to equal rights for homosexuals?  How many kindergarteners do you know who (1) have a good working concept of homosexuality; (2) can identify a homosexual person on sight (3) hate homosexuals and (4) are effective enough communicators to express effectively their displeasure towards homosexuals?  Again, we have a solution in search of a problem, which is today’s education system in a nutshell.

The public school systems in our country remind ‘Puter of a song from the fantastic Rodgers and Hammerstein musical, South Pacific.  In this musical, Lt. Joe Cable sings You’ve Got To Be Carefully Taught, which decries racism as a system ingrained in American children at a young age.  Well, with a twist this song holds up well today, as the government is using our institutions to ingrain political correctness into our youth, oftentimes without parental consent or knowledge.  Political correctness is quickly becoming an acceptable method of silencing critics and enforcing conformity.  Here’s the lyrics for your perusal.
You’ve got to be taught
To hate and fear,
You’ve got to be taught
From year to year,
It’s got to be drummed
In your dear little ear
You’ve got to be carefully taught.

You’ve got to be taught to be afraid
Of people whose eyes are oddly made,
And people whose skin is a diff’rent shade,
You’ve got to be carefully taught.

You’ve got to be taught before it’s too late,
Before you are six or seven or eight,
To hate all the people your relatives hate,
You’ve got to be carefully taught!

La plus ca change, la plus c’est la meme chose.

Posted in Kindergarten, Political Correctness, South Pacific, Teachers permalink

About 'Puter

Always right, unless he isn’t, the infallible Ghettoputer F. X. Gormogons claims to be an in-law of the Volgi, although no one really believes this.’Puter carefully follows economic and financial trends, legal affairs, and serves as the Gormogons’ financial and legal advisor. He successfully defended us against a lawsuit from a liquor distributor worth hundreds of thousands of dollars in unpaid deliveries of bootleg shandies.The Geep has an IQ so high it is untestable and attempts to measure it have resulted in dangerously unstable results as well as injuries to researchers. Coincidentally, he publishes intelligence tests as a side gig.His sarcasm is so highly developed it borders on the psychic, and he is often able to insult a person even before meeting them. ’Puter enjoys hunting small game with 000 slugs and punt guns, correcting homilies in real time at Mass, and undermining unions. ’Puter likes to wear a hockey mask and carry an axe into public campgrounds, where he bursts into people’s tents and screams. As you might expect, he has been shot several times but remains completely undeterred.He assures us that his obsessive fawning over news stories involving women teachers sleeping with young students is not Freudian in any way, although he admits something similar once happened to him. Uniquely, ’Puter is unable to speak, read, or write Russian, but he is able to sing it fluently.Geep joined the order in the mid-1980s. He arrived at the Castle door with dozens of steamer trunks and an inarticulate hissing creature of astonishingly low intelligence he calls “Sleestak.” Ghettoputer appears to make his wishes known to Sleestak, although no one is sure whether this is the result of complex sign language, expert body posture reading, or simply beating Sleestak with a rubber mallet.'Puter suggests the Czar suck it.

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