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Risk, Pain and Moral Hazard

The Gormogons Posted on September 15, 2008 by 'PuterSeptember 15, 2008

‘Puter’s been doing some drinking and some thinking this past weekend, hence the dearth of posts. Both the drinking and the thinking are the direct results of the most recent financial news shaking out on Wall Street.

Lehman Bros. is as dead as a doornail. There won’t be a Chapter 11 reorganization, despite filing under that chapter, as there’s no funding, and no one except the gubbamint has the wherewithal to lend sufficient funds on good enough terms to keep Lehman liquid. The only question left is how painful the liquidation is going to be when the Court converts the filing to a Chapter 7. And make no mistake, it’s going to be painful, from the hit to employees’ stock options (already worthless) to the fire sale discounts that are going to be taken on Lehman’s assets (exerting further downward pressure on comparable asset values in the market). And that’s if the bankruptcy trustee (or debtor in possession) can find any buyers at all in this tight-fisted credit market.

‘Puter can’t really see through the fog on Bank of America’s acquisition of Merrill Lynch, because there’s not enough information yet. The acquisition seems a good fit, because both businesses focus on retail transactions. However, Merrill still carries significant balance sheet difficulties based on the inability to determine a market value for its CDOs and other securitizations. Bank of America has good management and good liquidity, but acquiring a failing, illiquid enterprise in a down market seems unwise, unless Bank of America plans to hold for the duration of this crisis. Also, the reserves Bank of America is going to have to take against Merrill’s losses should curtail to some degree Bank of America’s ability to lend into the market, further tightening credit.

Now AIG is in trouble, begging the Fed to open its discount window to keep it liquid. Here’s the rub. AIG is not your typical financial institution. It’s an insurer that got sucked into this mess by backstopping financial transactions for which it apparently misunderstood the risk. Coupled with presumed large losses from Hurrican Ike, things don’t look promising. This bankruptcy-in-waiting illustrates the problems with an interconnected financial market that parcels out risk to people and entities that do not have a full appreciation of that risk.

And Washington Mutual’s on the ropes, waiting in the wings for a capital infusion, buyout or bankruptcy.

‘Puter is reminded of some of the great financial debacles of his lifetime, from the S&L crisis in the 1980s, to the junk bond/Drexel Burnham Lambert issues in the 1990s, to the millennial Tech Bubble and Long term Capital Management problem, to today’s credit crunch. All stem from the same issue: misappraisal of actual risk. Interestingly, if you look at each crisis, the underlying financial structures were blamed for the failures, not the human misunderstanding. The existence of each of the underlying structures today exonerates the financial structure explanation, leaving the only possible explanation: human error.

‘Puter fears an even bigger risk this go around. Today we are on the verge of making the federal gubbamint the lender of last resort in every business venture. That is, when things go bad (which they always do) investors will have built in expectations that the gubbamint will bail them out. If the gubbamint takes this approach, it will eventually bankrupt the country. If there’s no risk to investors, investors will make bad decisions. See, e.g., easy abortions and easy divorce.

‘Puter’s prescription? To paraphrase Andrew Mellon, liquidation of bad investments is the only way to prevent moral hazard from taking hold. Liquidate, liquidate, liquidate.

Get to it, feds.

Posted in Financial Crisis, Lehman, Merril, Moral hazard, WaMu

Blackjack, meet the Raptor

The Gormogons Posted on September 15, 2008 by Confucius, Œc. Vol.September 15, 2008


M.A. O’Grady is doing her typically excellent work on Latin America in the WSJ today, with an excellent piece on Chávez and his comrade Evo Morales (she didn’t mention the Hondurans’ snide move this week, though), which contains this gem apropos of the Russians’ bomber flight to Caracas.

What the Venezuelan [leader] did not mention was the fact that, according to a State Department official, “the U.S. Air Force picked up the Russian aircraft just west of Norway and escorted them all the way to Venezuela.”

Well done.

Posted in Ecuador, Honduras, Russia, USAF, Venezuela

The Post is coming around on Russia?

The Gormogons Posted on September 14, 2008 by Confucius, Œc. Vol.September 14, 2008

The Volgi has tried to restrain himself from going foreign-policy berserk, but it’s too tough today, especially with all my excess anxiety about the Redskins game. (Though they just got what could be the game-winning interception!)

So, looks like the Post‘s columnist Jim Hoagland is on the Volgi’s page: Russia is playing offense, and we need to think about how to stop them. His suggestion of strengthening the Baltic states is welcome and smart, but his “go north” strategy ignores the fact that Ukraine is Russia’s major object, and frankly the thing that should worry the West most, in terms of not only moving the Russian frontier west, but putting an emboldened and aggressive foe on the Black Sea and on the borders of four different NATO members.

Natan Sharansky, also appearing in the Post today, makes a case that Russia’s imperialism cannot be separated from its authoritarianism. This is terribly, terribly true, but here’s where American power makes less of a difference. We are much less able to cause Putin’s regime to crumble than we are to dissuade them from conquest. Not that we shouldn’t try—containment is fine, but it leaves us on defense and a gangster clique in charge of a large power with billions in attendant oil revenues.

Last, Gordon Chang, riffing off Hoagland’s piece, says: “Russia has chosen to be our enemy. We need to recognize that fact.” True dat. But you Gormogons readers (all four of you) knew that already.

Posted in Russia

Europe’s hour of reckoning?

The Gormogons Posted on September 14, 2008 by Confucius, Œc. Vol.September 14, 2008

Thus writes Ian Buruma (of Occidentalism fame) in the Los Angeles Times. His article is very much worth reading, but your Volgi would take exception to one assertion:

The prospect of joining the European Union has strengthened the democracies of central and eastern Europe, and of Turkey too.

While EU accession criteria have certain caused Turkey to adopt certain technical and structural reforms (some very worthwhile, some dubious but the kind of thing Brussels likes), however the on-and-off, patronizing, condescending process that has continually pushed them to the back of the line while admitting other countries no more qualified than they ahead of them (because of Franco-German fears of admitting a populous Muslim country) has done more than anything to feed the anti-Western mindset now dominating Turkish attitudes. Their hostility has been displaced onto the United States, given that joining Europe is still a national desideratum and viewed as their recognition as a civilized, first-rate country. The Volgi has long held that the U.S. should take up the Europeans’ slack in anchoring Turkey in the West with a comprehensive free-trade agreement, aid to their military, and cultural initiatives to increase understanding between our cultures (which do not understand each other well at all).

Second, even the New York Times chimes in that Europe had better get off the bench, or we’re in for an ugly time on the Russian borders. Alas, I don’t think it’s likely to happen. The fate of Georgia, Moldova, and any number of other countries simply aren’t enough to rouse Europe from its welfare-state sybaritic, post-national, post-military, soft-power opium dream. Heck, a hill of Bosniak corpses on their borders didn’t do it. Mourir pour Tbilisi? Mais non.

Via Shmuel Rosner

Posted in Europe, Georgia (Sakartvelo), Moldova, Russia, Turkey

The Palin-Fey convergence is consummated

The Gormogons Posted on September 14, 2008 by Confucius, Œc. Vol.September 14, 2008

It was inevitable, but still well done. Tina Fey in the role she was born to play:

I’d have written the script a little more pointedly to show Hillary actually backing McCain and Palin in order to clear the path for her in 2012. Still, pretty decent sketch.

Posted in Amy Poehler, Hillary Clinton, Sarah Palin, SNL, Tina Fey

Great Moments In Teaching, Episode #42,722

The Gormogons Posted on September 12, 2008 by 'PuterSeptember 12, 2008

Teachers are getting their naughty on early and often this school year.

Nothing says “professional” like inadvertently showing your charges pornography on the classroom projector.

You stay classy, teachers’ union!

Posted in Bad Bad Teacher, Teachers, Tenure, Unions

Great Moments In Teaching, Episode #42,721

The Gormogons Posted on September 12, 2008 by 'PuterSeptember 12, 2008


Schools are becoming increasingly treacherous for all. Exposure to teachers has now caused school nurses to be unable to keep their hands off their charges.

To be fair to the teachers, these incidents happened outside of school, so that makes it all better. Except it doesn’t.

‘Puter wonders how good the school nurses’ union is, and when this fine lady will be getting her job back? Maybe she’ll even get a paid leave of absence to serve her sentence if one is imposed.

Posted in Bad Bad Teacher, Bettie Page, Laura Obzera, Teachers, Unions

Brits Am Stoopid

The Gormogons Posted on September 12, 2008 by 'PuterSeptember 12, 2008

I have no words for the sheer mindlessness of this. Well, maybe “dumb*ssery” fits.

Again, and ‘Puter will leave a more detailed smackdown to GorT, THERE IS NO IRREFUTABLE PROOF OF ANTHROPOGENIC GLOBAL WARMING!

Even assuming there were, vandalism is still illegal and ought be punished. Unless, apparently, you’re in Great Britain.

‘Puter humbly awaits the next jihadi to come into the dock claiming his beheading of a young Brit girl ought to be excused because the “it was intended to prevent larger crimes being committed,” like the aforementioned beheadee being seen in public with a man to whom she was not related.

Sir Winston and The Iron Lady would be proud.

Posted in Churchill, Global Warming, Great Britain, Thatcher

I knew we were gross…

The Gormogons Posted on September 12, 2008 by Confucius, Œc. Vol.September 12, 2008


But, hey, we’re groß in Germany this month. I have no clue why, but I’m happy to see my beloved Nordrhein-Westfalen showing up in force. Danke sehr, Deutschland.

Posted in Gormogonica

The age-old foes square off again…

The Gormogons Posted on September 12, 2008 by Confucius, Œc. Vol.September 12, 2008

…yes, it’s Cat vs. Printer in an epic battle of titans. Watch the whole thing.

Via Film Drunk.

Posted in Uncategorized

Canada bugging out Afghanistan in 2011?

The Gormogons Posted on September 12, 2008 by Confucius, Œc. Vol.September 12, 2008

Yep, according to Harper. Of course, was he lying then or is he lying now?

Posted in Afghanistan, Canada

Porn = adultery?

The Gormogons Posted on September 12, 2008 by Confucius, Œc. Vol.September 12, 2008

Water-cooler article of the year. Does anyone else find the phrase “pornography use” a pretty creepy euphemism?

The Volgi’s main concern with the spread of pornography is that, exposed to ubiquitous porn from youth, some kids today (mostly boys, to whom porn is more attractive) may grow up with such a skewed sexual sensibility that they’re unable to have a normal sexual life down the road, creating a built-in fault line for marital failures in addition to the on-going threat that some of the compulsives described in Douthat’s article above have succumbed to, wrecking their marriages. (Possibly to include Dead to Me Dave.)

Absent a social and legal revolution, it ain’t going away, though. How the hell do we manage this?

Posted in pr0n

Things going south between us and Pakistan?

The Gormogons Posted on September 12, 2008 by Confucius, Œc. Vol.September 12, 2008

This may be an overdue reckoning, or it may just be the inevitable result of Musharraf’s downfall. The more public opinion—not to mention the military and ISI—comes into play in Pakistan, the less well we’re going to do in in the short term. (Something I should have mentioned about Egypt when writing about Kifaya.)

And given that Waziristan and the tribal areas are basically al-Qâ’ida and the Taliban’s headquarters and staging area, if Islamabad won’t deal with them, it was probably a matter of time before we did.

Posted in al-Qâ’ida, Egypt, Pakistan, Taliban

Best Quote About McCain So Far This Election

The Gormogons Posted on September 12, 2008 by 'PuterSeptember 12, 2008

And, from Canada, of all places.

Yeah, there’s lots of stuff McCain can’t do, like, oh, I dunno, raise his arms. To surrender. Even if he wanted to. Which he never will.

Visit Five Feet of Fury. You’ll wish you’d gone sooner. ‘Puter does.

Posted in Canada, Five Feet of Fury, John McCain, Shaidle

Be Still, My Beating Heart

The Gormogons Posted on September 12, 2008 by 'PuterSeptember 12, 2008

Behold ‘Puter’s new girlfriend, Megan McArdle of The Atlantic! Why, you may ask, does ‘Puter need a girlfriend when he’s got Mrs. ‘Puter at home?

Beacuse Ms. McArdle may be the person most simpatico with ‘Puter’s thoughts on teachers’ unions and public schooling.

Read Ms. McArdle here, here, here, here and here, and be amazed at her ability to concisely state what ‘Puter cannot.

Bonus, Ms. McArdle is smart and attractive. And apparently has ties to Newark, NY, not so far from ‘Puter’s family compound.

Posted in Atlantic, Megan McArdle, Schools, Teachers, Unions

Robert Kagan on Russia and что делать?

The Gormogons Posted on September 12, 2008 by Confucius, Œc. Vol.September 12, 2008

Great Congressional testimony here at the Standard‘s blog. Read it all. And hmm, he sounds a little like the Volgi…

Posted in Russia, What is to be done?

Memento mortuos!

The Gormogons Posted on September 11, 2008 by Confucius, Œc. Vol.September 11, 2008

Photo via With Leather

Posted in 9/11

Consider the Source

The Gormogons Posted on September 11, 2008 by 'PuterSeptember 11, 2008

‘Puter just discovered that the people who live on this rock are, for the most part, absolute morons.

According to this poll, fifty-four percent (54%) of the surveyed geniuses think someone other than Al Qaeda was responsible for the 9/11 attacks on the United States. A stunning fifteen percent (15%) think the United States attacked itself, including thirty percent (30%) of Mexicans who hold this well thought through opinion. Maybe that’s because everyone who can think clearly in Mexico has already realized what an absolute hellhole Mexico is and risked life and limb to sneak into America rather than stay there.

Now, note that the same world denizens want Sen. Obama to be President of the United States rather than Sen. McCain by a 4 to 1 margin.

From this, ‘Puter deduces that world citizens who think the United States or someone other than al Qaeda attacked the United States support Sen. Obama’s candidacy overwhelmingly. ‘Puter wonders if there’s a correlation of beliefs from Sen. Obama’s world supporters to Sen. Obama’s American supporters. 9/11 Troofers for Obama, Unite!

Just askin’, is all.

Posted in 9/11, Barack Obama, Polls, Rachel Lucas, Reuters, Stupid People, World Opinion

Quel déception

The Gormogons Posted on September 11, 2008 by Confucius, Œc. Vol.September 11, 2008

Sarko’s foreign policy, such an object of hope, proves ham-handed at best, counter-productive at worst.

Posted in La Belle France, Nicolas Paul Stéphane Sarközy de Nagy-Bocsa

Putin continues to flip us off

The Gormogons Posted on September 11, 2008 by Confucius, Œc. Vol.September 11, 2008

Hope we give these guys a couple of good fly-bys over international waters. This is, of course, part a pattern. Chávez gets to flip us off, and Putin is testing our reactions.

Of course, were we a traditional power, we’d have crushed Cuba decades ago, and would send the Marines into Caracas tomorrow, indefensible foes that they are…

Photo: Getty via CNN.com

Posted in Russia, Venezuela

Unions Screw California

The Gormogons Posted on September 10, 2008 by 'PuterSeptember 10, 2008

With some help from the politicians. At least that’s what an op-ed piece in today’s San Francisco Chronicle (of all places) says. But who believes economists from Pepperdine University anyway? Our elected superiors certainly know what they’re doing.

‘Puter welcomes California to New York’s long, downhill slide to insolvency. Enjoy!

H/t Instapundit.

Posted in California, Instapundit, New York, Pensions, Unions

Fine, fine, I’ll go see Quantum of Solace

The Gormogons Posted on September 10, 2008 by Confucius, Œc. Vol.September 10, 2008

What am I, made of stone?

Posted in Bond—James Bond, Quantum of Solace

Iran’s capabilities in the Gulf…

The Gormogons Posted on September 10, 2008 by Confucius, Œc. Vol.September 10, 2008

…look increasingly formidable. But, not to worry, we’ve been spending healthily to keep the U.S. Navy’s surface fleet combat ready, right?

Oh, never mind. (We’re down to, what, a 281-ship fleet from 587?)

Posted in Iran, U.S. Navy

Turkish rethinking…

The Gormogons Posted on September 10, 2008 by Confucius, Œc. Vol.September 10, 2008

…not going our way? Maybe when the Russians are in Sevastopol, Odessa, Poti, Batumi, and Sukhumi…

Posted in Georgia (Sakartvelo), Russia, Turkey

ABC was ahead of the time

The Gormogons Posted on September 10, 2008 by GorTSeptember 10, 2008

As the Atlantis shuttle rolls towards the launchpad for the STS-125 mission, NASA is dealing with a growing concern about space debris. Over the years, discarded boosters, satellites, etc. have accumulated in various orbits around the earth. Generally, the shuttle missions are at an orbit altitude where the chance of a serious collision with space debris is unlikely (NASA’s safety threshold is a 1-in-200 chance). For this mission to the Hubble Space Telescope, NASA is estimating a 1-in-185 chance prompting additional scrutiny. It won’t be long before something will have to be done about the debris (GorT’s personal opinion is that we should push it all towards the Sun and watch the nuclear furnace toast the debris….heck, if space launches get economical enough, we shoud do that with all our trash). We wish a safe voyage and good luck to the seven astronauts flying later this month! On a side note, it appears that NASA is extending the shuttle program lifetime to 2015, most likely to cover the gap as Lockheed and others ramp up the new Orion program (slated to return a human to the lunar surface by 2020). Clearly we need to pursue more into space for such a broad range of reasons. Maybe Andy Griffith can help with some of the concerns:


That’s some awesome television right there…solidly in GorT’s childhood wheelhouse.

Posted in NASA, Space, This TV show really sucks

Like A Pyromaniac

The Gormogons Posted on September 10, 2008 by 'PuterSeptember 10, 2008

Sen. Obama just can’t help pouring gasoline on the fire.

As noted before, ‘Puter’s no fan of Sen. Obama, but this is just getting painful to watch. Here’s some free advice for Sen. Obama. When you’re in a hole, stop digging. When your foot’s in your mouth, stop talking. And ‘Puter’d be really careful about the “spare me all the phony talk about change” quote, lest it be turned against Him.

And what the heck is Obama’s campaign staff thinking? Have surrogates make the argument, not Sen. Obama. Or better yet, in a presser, give an “I was misunderstood” quote and move on. The story will die out because it’s silly. Instead, Sen. Obama’s braintrust decides to go attack its biggest ally, the press.

Sen. Obama’s campaign appears to be in full meltdown dealing with Gov. Palin, from top to bottom. And it just keeps getting worse.

As Casey Stengel allegedly said, “Can’t anyone here play this game?”

Posted in Barack Obama, Pyromania, Self Destruct

It’s Official

The Gormogons Posted on September 10, 2008 by 'PuterSeptember 10, 2008

Politics am stupid. And, for a change, much of the stupidity is coming from the Democrats.

In a gaffe that a fourth grader running for class president would’ve seen coming, the Obamessiah is quoted as saying “you can put lipstick on a pig, but it’s still a pig.”

McCain’s camp (shrewdly) responds that this is obviously sexist because lipstick = Palin, because she’s the only woman on either ticket. Therefore, Obama is insinuating that Palin must be a pig. Admittedly, the logic is convoluted, but McCain’s claim keeps the focus on Obama and makes Obama look like a bully. ‘Puter thinks this entire dustup is silly, and ‘Puter is no fan of Obama. Even if Obama intended to link Palin to the pig in his comments, it doesn’t seem beyond the pale to ‘Puter. Palin’s trying to become Vice President of the United States, where, if elected, she’ll be called far worse by the press alone. ‘Puter thought Obama’s remarks were clever and cutting, but ‘Puter knew when he heard the words, it was going to hurt Obama.

Following up the stupidity, ‘Puter’s legally blind governor David Patterson made the moronic statement that community organizer = racist code for black. Therefore, if anyone mentions Obama’s experience as a community organizer, that person is racist, surreptitiously calling attention to Obama’s ethnicity. OK. ‘Puter thinks he understands. Referring to a person’s past job title is racist code. So it’s now out of bounds to refer to Obama as a United States Senator? Even trying to understand this logic makes ‘Puter dumber.

November 5, 2008 cannot come soon enough.

Posted in Barack Obama, John McCain, Politics, Stupidity

Mongolia wants allies

The Gormogons Posted on September 10, 2008 by Confucius, Œc. Vol.September 10, 2008

Says the BBC, echoing the Volgi who will beg your pardon as he quotes himself:

Last, from the perspective of Americans, do note the hole in the middle of the SCO in that logo: Mongolia, perhaps the most pro-American country in Asia. And give a thought to aiding them in preserving their liberty and developing their economy. We are a terrifying enemy, but are also often a terrible ally. (As the Turks noticed after the First Gulf War, the British, Poles, etc., after the Second, etc. Not even to mention the late Republic of Vietnam.) Anyone in a position to remedy that—please fight to do so with constant vigilance. Reward our friends early and often.

Posted in Mongolia

Our “successful” Libyan policy

The Gormogons Posted on September 10, 2008 by Confucius, Œc. Vol.September 10, 2008

Libya hasn’t changed. Qaddafi gave up his WMDs because he was scared and figured he was weak and next on our s*** list. And yet, we view their coming to the table as some sort of triumph of diplomacy. Wishful thinking—and leading to some very bad decisions on our part.

Posted in Libya

Ukraine next?

The Gormogons Posted on September 10, 2008 by Confucius, Œc. Vol.September 10, 2008

Leon Aron, who has forgotten more about Russia than the faculties of many universities know, predicts that Russia might skip the Moldovan preliminaries the Volgi has predicted and been monitoring (here, here, here, here) and go straight to the main event.

Posted in Russia, Ukraine

How do you say “The worse, the better?” in Farsi?

The Gormogons Posted on September 10, 2008 by Confucius, Œc. Vol.September 10, 2008

So goes the apothegm of Nikolai Gavrilovich Chernyshevski, the nineteenth-century intelligent who, among other things, wrote a novel whose title—Что делать? What Is to Be Done?—Lenin re-used (and which the Volgi uses as a trope hereabouts).

Kolya Ch. meant that the worse conditions got, the more likely a revolution became. History hasn’t exactly proved him right, but nor has it proven him wrong. In this light, this story out of Iran is potentially good news. Iranian women are no shrinking violets, despite the anonymous, oppressed face they present to the world as Hefty-bagged non-entities. When Khomeini first decreed fully-covering garments, women rebelled by wearing the garments to comply with the law, but continuing to do everything they’d done before, driving, skiing, etc., to show their unbowed spirits. They eventually prevailed.

That was a generation ago, but the youth of Iran, if anything, seem to be less sold on the Islamic Republic than the rest of the country. Putting the screws to half the population is a way to alienate particularly the urban middle and upper classes who were so critical in overthrowing the Shah. Perhaps this is Ahmadinejad’s plan, for complicated internal political reasons. More likely, he’s indulging the fanatic’s love of cruelty wrapped in ideology.

Let’s hope that the people of Iran find a way to rid themselves of their odious government, and that the rest of the world (meaning, alas, mainly the U.S.) does everything it can to help them.

Posted in Iran, The Worse the Better, What is to be done?, Women

Fannie Mae & Freddie Mac

The Gormogons Posted on September 9, 2008 by Confucius, Œc. Vol.September 9, 2008

The Volgi, who once spent a day moving stuff around in Fannie Mae’s office-supply room, is waiting for the baying of the congressional hounds for Franklin Raines and Jaime Gorelick to go to jail, like Ken Lay and the Enron crew. Oh wait, the former are wired Democrats and the latter were Texans who could be tied to Bush?

Nevermind.

Posted in Democrats, Enron, Fannie Mae

Ok, we played a card.

The Gormogons Posted on September 9, 2008 by Confucius, Œc. Vol.September 9, 2008

A low card. But since the Volgi’s been complaining, he notes this with an iota of approval.

Posted in Nukes, Russia

Arrogance and Graft: Silver’s Winning Combination

The Gormogons Posted on September 9, 2008 by 'PuterSeptember 9, 2008


How in the tank for public sector unions are New York’s legislators, both Democrat and Republican? How arrogant and smarmy can those legislators be?

Meet Sheldon Silver (D-Manhattan), the majority leader of the New York State Assembly. Silver invited his minions to a victory party to celebrate his win over an upstart primary challenger. Par for the course, ‘Puter, you say. Nothing to see here, just move along ‘Puter, you add. Ah, but wait for it.

See, in New York, we haven’t even had the primary election yet. Polls open at noon today. Even better, Silver’s having his celebration at the United Federation of Teachers’ headquarters. ‘Puter’s certain there’s no quid pro quo going on here.

As the New York Post notes, it’s extremely unlikely that Silver will feel obligated to wrest control of the NYC schools from the mayor (who has improved the system markedly) and reinstall control in a local board again for the UFT, who bankrolls most of the Democrat candidates in the state. The last time a board ran the NYC schools, it failed miserably at improving anything in the schools except teacher pay and benefits.

So, look for arrogant Silver to add to New York’s dysfunction and tell NYC’s kids to go to hell, he’s too busy lining his, and the teachers’, pockets.

Why ‘Puter remains in New York, he’ll never know.

Posted in New York Post, Sheldon Silver, Teachers, Unions

How Dirty is Cleveland?

The Gormogons Posted on September 9, 2008 by GorTSeptember 9, 2008

Sure, we can make the jokes about burning rivers, etc. but now there’s this story:

Adam “Pacman” Jones said the Browns did a lot of cheap stuff in Sunday’s game. DB Nick Sorenson (5th year out of Virginia Tech) grabbing and squeezing Pacman’s groin region topped the list.

Pacman said that act occurred in the pileup after he muffed a punt.

I told that dude, ‘Man, you’re lucky I’m trying to do better, because I would have got 15 yards for kicking your [rear],'” Pacman said.


I guess Pacman wasn’t ready for that kind of touching without paying.
Posted in Cleveland, NFL

Putin to U.S.: ёб твою матъ

The Gormogons Posted on September 9, 2008 by Confucius, Œc. Vol.September 9, 2008

Which isn’t a nice phrase. Google at your own risk.

More seriously, this incident, in which Russian forces seem to have ripped off more U.S. military equipment than the previously-reported Humvees. For all the idiotic commentary following the Russian characterization of our support for the democracies of Eastern Europe a “provocation,” there’s exactly no description of this—a real, deliberate provocation—as such. Why is Russia doing this? To provoke a reaction—or more specifically to confirm that we won’t react. This is exactly the way in which dictators always end up misreading democracies. Democracies act weakly, with an operative pacifism, up until a certain point (provided they haven’t disarmed themselves like Europe, then there’s no point at which the weakness ends), then they flip out and go to war in a total fashion that generally shocks and usually defeats the dictators. (The Vietnamese figured out that to avoid the totalist reaction, make the democracy war on itself, and the foreign quarrel begins to become secondary.)

This incident is precisely where we should do something inconsequential but unpleasant to the Russians to show them the limits of our indulgence. Ship some counter-battery radar to Ukraine or announce we’re talking to the Finns about selling them F-22s (whether we are or not). When pushed, push back, and you’re less likely to end up in a fistfight. Or, of course, si vis pacem, para bellum.

Posted in Georgia (Sakartvelo), Russia

DO something, Zhivago!

The Gormogons Posted on September 8, 2008 by Confucius, Œc. Vol.September 8, 2008

As my mother used to say. U.S. passivity continues to embolden Russia. (And Iran, and maybe China.) Good post by Abe Greenwald:

A strange and counterproductive psychology continues to prevent the U.S. from taking bold action against Russia’s move to reestablish itself as a global threat to freedom and democracy. There is a fear that if we respond decisively to Russian aggression, Russia won’t lend us much-needed support in various crises, particularly Iran’s quest to build nuclear weapons. I’ll say it again: Russia has just announced plans to base anti-submarine aircraft and a nuclear warship in Venezuela “temporarily,” before the end of the year. For doing nothing we’re already suffering the consequences we feared would come from acting. The only historical analogy to our state of denial I can think of comes, actually, from Russia. As Hitler’s troops got as close as fifteen miles away from Moscow, Stalin still refused to believe such an attack could ever really take place.

Read it all.

Posted in China, Iran, Russia

Georgia-invasion blowback?

The Gormogons Posted on September 8, 2008 by Confucius, Œc. Vol.September 8, 2008

Ukraine seriously considering rebuilding a nuclear arsenal?

Posted in Georgia (Sakartvelo), Russia, Ukraine

Hollywood is stupid.

The Gormogons Posted on September 8, 2008 by Confucius, Œc. Vol.September 8, 2008

We all know that. But here’s exhibit #57,431. As they’re making all sorts of handwringing, weepy, soldiers-are-victims, the-U.S.-government-is-evil, war-is-always-wrong paens to their own superiority, and flushing millions of dollars down the toilet in the process, there are stories like this out there that, properly made, would be huge freaking blockbusters.

I mean, come on!

Oded Fehr as the Afghan army colonel, Guy Pearce as the Aussie sniper in the comments, Russell Crowe as the Australian artillery commander, Ewan McGregor, Kenneth Branagh, and Daniel Craig as the British officers in charge, Brendan Fraser and Tobey Maguire wearing the maple leaf, Søren Pilmark as the Danish intelligence officer, Michał Żebrowski as the Polish demolitions expert, and Brad Pitt, Don Cheadle, and Markie Mark as American soldiers, with Arnold Vosloo as the insane Taliban commander and Art Malik as his very competent, scary number two.

The thing freaking writes itself! It’s a big-budget Wages of Fear for the twenty-first century!

When losing a truck could mean losing a province
When losing a province could mean losing a country
When losing a country could lose a war
And when losing a war could bring down a civilization
They put it all on the line

Ah, Don LaFontaine, would that thou hadst lived to voice it.

Posted in Afghanistan, Don Lafontaine, Hollywood, This movie really sucks

What’s next, “Asleep” for Ambien?

The Gormogons Posted on September 8, 2008 by Confucius, Œc. Vol.September 8, 2008

So your Œcumenical Volgi is comfortably ensconced on his couch watching football—an unaccustomed luxury lo these last few years. So then comes on an NFL commercial (odd, I know, one is already watching their product), and the tag-line is a cover version of a Morrissey song from 1988, the incorrectly spaced “Everyday is Like Sunday.” So the guy warbles “Every day is like Sunday…” and your Volgi is boggling at where this is going, but they wisely cut it off at the end of the line, making the Volgi laugh, as he was expecting to hear either a total rewrite (…Every day is Brett Favre hype day…) or, however unlikely, the following lament of a survivor of a nuclear war:

Every day is like Sunday
Every day is silent and gray
Hide on a promanade
Etch on a postcard
How I dearly wish I was not here
In the seaside town
That they forgot to bomb
Come, come, nuclear bomb!

This is not, incidentally even the best deceptive recut of a Morrissey or Smiths song, or in the case of the winner, a cover of one. That belongs to the Richard “Psychedelic Fur” Butler band Love Spit Love’s cover of “How Soon is Now?” as heard in the film The Craft and as the theme song for the long-running cute-good-witches-in-San-Francisco chick show Charmed.

In it, you hear a weak imitation of Johnny Marr’s amazing vibrato guitar chord, followed by what sound like great pagan-Druidic cult lyrics:

I am the sun and the air…

Of course, this is a brilliant exercise in homophony (no, that’s not a fake gay person). The actual lyrics go:

I am the son and the heir
Of a shyness that is criminally vulgar
And son and heir of nothing in particular

Everyday is Like Sunday:

How Soon is Now?

Love Spit Love cover of How Soon is Now?

And just ’cause, here’s a cover by Russian lesbian-schoolgirl-chic pop band t.A.t.U. Because your day wasn’t weird enough until now. (It’s kind of a less-talented Björk vocal. You are warned.)

(And it’s “Asleep” for Ambien®!)

Posted in Charmed, Love Spit Love, Morrissey, NFL, Psychedelic Furs, Richard Butler, The Smiths, This song really sucks

The Sleeping Giant

The Gormogons Posted on September 6, 2008 by 'PuterSeptember 6, 2008

‘Puter hates hisself pension funds and gubbamint trying to manage money, even taken one at a time.  Putting them together in one place is like pouring gasoline on a fire: it looks cool from a distance, but you don’t want to be anywhere near it when it goes down.  And that’s what happens when you have governments managing pension funds: catastrophic results.  Aside from the gubbamints’ usual problem of playing politics with pension money rather than soundly investing it (see, e.g., divest from Israel movements), it turns out we now have to worry about the boneheads exaggerating the funds’ projected returns, creating a significant undisclosed future liability.

Publicly funded pension funds are the ticking time bomb no one wants to discuss.  GM’s pension fund shortfalls have brought it to the brink of bankruptcy (along with current oil prices).  Cobb County, Georgia’s pension fund is about 40% underfunded.  Vallejo, California recently filed a Chapter 9 bankruptcy, seeking relief from its pension obligations, which obligations were bankrupting the town.  Vallejo’s ever helpful union refused to negotiate the issue.
New accounting rules (GASB 45) are requiring public entities to book the current value of the future cost of other post employment benefits (OPEBs) such as health care, which figure is staggering.  Now, actuarial rules are going to require public entities to project rates of return according to the same restrictions placed on private firms, rather than the pie-in-the-sky returns pension managers had been plugging into their calculations.  Under the new actuarial rules, approximately 40% of public pension funds are underfunded.
And guess who’s on the hook for this shortfall?  That’s right.  ‘Puter and you, the little guy taxpayers.  So, after we get done paying for Fannie Mae and Freddie Mac, remain bent over, because you’ll be paying for governments absolute mismanagement of its pension funds.  The good to come out of this?  Perhaps a wave of municipal bankruptcies will focus voters’ minds on electing sound fiscal managers.
Sleep well, little ones.
Posted in GASB 45, Gubbamint, Municipal Bankruptcy, OPEBs, Pensions, Unions

Bad News For the Little Guy

The Gormogons Posted on September 6, 2008 by 'PuterSeptember 6, 2008

The Wall Street Journal is reporting that the gubbamint is preparing to take over Fannie Mae and Freddie Mac.  Hold on to your wallets.  Years of mismanagement and borderline fraudulent accounting practices, coupled with an implicit federal guarantee of Fannie and Freddie’s debt has put the taxpayer on the hook for this quasi-private mess.

Check out the chart to the right.  Over the past year, Fannie has plunged from about $66.00 per share to about $7.25 per share.  Private shareholders took the upside, taxpayers are left holding the bag.

Nothing good will come of this.  The best result is a quick gubbamint liquidation of Fannie and Freddie’s holdings on the open market, no matter the loss to the shareholders (you and ‘Puter, thanks the the feds’ largesse).  ‘Puter thinks that the gubbamint is not that smart and will try to run the fiasco itself, thereby putting the taxpayers on the hook for even greater liability.

‘Puter returns to his ever helpful question: name one thing the gubbamint runs better than private enterprise?  Just saying, is all.
Posted in Bailout, Fannie Mae, Freddie Mac, Taxes

Russia trying to tank our economy?

The Gormogons Posted on September 5, 2008 by Confucius, Œc. Vol.September 5, 2008

Maybe, according to this rumor.

Posted in Economic policy, Russia

Blinded by Their Own Hypocrisy

The Gormogons Posted on September 5, 2008 by GorTSeptember 5, 2008

As a follow up to my earlier post about this, it seems that democrats will go pretty far to advance their agenda.  We have the Code Pink (or Pinkos) demonstrators at the RNC who appear to have gained entry either through stealing credentials or with some help from MSNBC.  There’s a surprise given that the MSNBC crew swims in their own hypocritical slime.  I’ll refer you to this NewsBusters article that clearly points out the democrat party line being spewed by Matthews, Olbermann, et al.  

Again, isn’t it obvious?

Posted in Uncategorized

It’s Mark Steyn…

The Gormogons Posted on September 5, 2008 by Confucius, Œc. Vol.September 5, 2008

…the movie!

Posted in Demographics, Mark Steyn

Comments!

The Gormogons Posted on September 5, 2008 by Confucius, Œc. Vol.September 5, 2008

A friend of the Volgi makes a fair bid to become the Official Commenter of gormogons.com. Noting the absence of the comment feature, he offers the following for those who miss comments.

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Posted in Shut up

Fukuyama against Georgian NATO membership

The Gormogons Posted on September 5, 2008 by Confucius, Œc. Vol.September 5, 2008

Here. As I think I’ve argued somewhere (oh yeah, here, though sketchily), the West has a fair number of cards to play against a revanchist, expansion-minded Russia. NATO membership is one. If it’s as transparently a bluff as Fukuyama says, lay it down and play a different card. Even if we can’t and won’t defend Georgia against Russia, it is in our interest (and that of peace in the world) that the Russians’ opportunity cost for an invasion of Georgia (or any other country along its periphery) remains as high as possible. We need not go as far as the USSR did in defending Castro by building nuclear-missile bases, but just in the basic guns-and-ammo sense, we could provide them with some air-defense systems, anti-tank weapons, artillery, counter-battery radar, and a whole bunch of things that wouldn’t necessarily stop Ivan from kicking Kartlos around Tbilisi if he really wanted to, but which might make him think a little harder before doing so on a lark.

If Russia thinks its in its interest to conquer Georgia, Moldova, or Ukraine, it will. As history’s greatest anti-imperial power, as the world’s primary advocate of liberty, and as a mercantile power that depends upon peace, prosperity, and stability abroad, it is in our interest that they not do so. Realists like Fukuyama argue that we only need stability abroad, and having a single interlocutor in a restored Russian Empire certainly would simplify our diplomacy. However, that confuses medium-and-long term interests. Our long-term interest with Russia is that it abandon military adventurism, that its domestic institutions of property, law , and checks and balances within on the government develop, and that the consequences of its coming demographic collapse be mitigated for all concerned.

These goals are clearly unrealistic in the short and maybe even medium term (and may prove unachievable full stop) but they need to be kept in mind, given the kind of irenic, free, prosperous world America has always advocated. And a Congress of Vienna solution is neither desirable nor possible, carving up spheres of influence and ceding them to various regional hegemons. Particularly the West’s diffidence (decadance?) and unwillingness to take up arms except in extremis (and in the case of Old Europe, perhaps tout court) means that such an arrangement will serve as a mere fig leaf for continued aggression by authoritarian powers and the slow slide into death and slavery of the West which the devotés of soft power seem to subconsciously court and so many on the left desire so ardently. Many in the latter camp, of course, would welcome a catastrophic bloody purification of the sins for which they’ve indicted their civilization, and of course, their installment as the new commissars in the Better World that’s just over the horizon.

Again, remember always and everywhere, that Iran, Russia, and China consider themselves our enemies for reasons almost entirely outside of our control. They will consequently act in ways to damage us everywhere they can, as long as the costs aren’t too high. We should not hesitate to try and make their lives more difficult, as they do to us (without fear of consequence these days), in ways small and large. We shouldn’t be foolishly provocative, but nor should we let paranoid Russian conspiracism deter us from aiding countries who wish to remain outside her control to do so, in whatever ways we can. We need not overreact, as the world’s sole superpower. If, however, the world is evolving in a “post-American” direction, per Zakaria et al., we will need to be more rather than less active in this respect, as even if we’re the leading power, countries like Russia and China will always see us as competitors in a zero-sum game and work to diminish our influence, which while hardly perfect is generally a force for peace, liberty, and prosperity in the world.

Posted in China, Fallacy of Foreign-Political Egocentrism, Georgia (Sakartvelo), Iran, Moldova, Russia, Ukraine

Best. License. Plate. Ever.

The Gormogons Posted on September 5, 2008 by 'PuterSeptember 5, 2008

South Park. Handicapped folks with a sense of humor. What’s not to love?

Courtesy Jalopnik here and The Corner here.

Posted in Handicapped, Jalopnik, South Park, The Corner, Timmy

Noir et blanc

The Gormogons Posted on September 5, 2008 by Confucius, Œc. Vol.September 5, 2008

Stefan Kanfer has a lovely tribute to classical American cinema. He dwells on black-and-white photography, but doesn’t mention the tone palette, one of the principal problems with colorization and one of the principal glories of the technique. People tend to think that black and white films look the way they do solely because they couldn’t be shot in color, when in fact, the lighting, makeup, scene painting, etc., all was very, very carefully calibrated to make them look exactly as they did. The great directors and cinematographers of the black and white era were as careful and masterful with chiaroscuro as Peter Paul Rubens, Rembrandt, and Castiglone. Modern viewers are stunned by the aesthetic of a Sin City, when it’s orders of magnitude more simplistic than any above average movie from the 1940s—which they generally ignore.

Pick up any of the movies Kanfer mentions—Dracula, High Noon, Twelve Angry Men—and watch some of it with the sound off. You’ll be amazed.

That said, if you want to see some terrific light-and-dark in a modern movie, check out Cinema Paradiso. Just genius.

Posted in This movie really sucks

So, if you’re…

The Gormogons Posted on September 5, 2008 by Confucius, Œc. Vol.September 5, 2008

…descended from Romans, don’t go greek?

Posted in AIDS, Bad jokes, Roman Empire

“The other Georgia to come: The eighteen tanks of Transdnistria could reach Chişinău in thirty minutes.”

The Gormogons Posted on September 5, 2008 by Confucius, Œc. Vol.September 5, 2008

Tick tick tick. Michael Radu (and apparently the Moldovans and Romanians) share the Volgi’s foreboding on Moldova as Russia’s next target. (Cf. here and here.)

Posted in Moldova, Romania, Russia

DEAD AGAIN!

The Gormogons Posted on September 5, 2008 by Confucius, Œc. Vol.September 5, 2008

These… are for you!

Though briefly returned from his quietus to a persistent vegetative state, Mulder is dead to the Volgi again with the Daily Mail/National Enquirer report (via two-fisted, rock-jawed man of action Brendon Donnelly) that the rumors of Mulder’s faithfulness were greatly exaggerated. Viz.:

David Duchovny cheated on his wife for years before finally entering a rehab clinic for sex addiction according to a US magazine.
The X Files star allegedly agreed to seek treatment after heartbroken Tea Leoni discovered his indiscretions and threatened to divorce him.
‘He said Tea gave him an ultimatum: Get treatment or our marriage is over,’ a source is quoted as telling the National Enquirer.

Moron. Reprobate. Sleazeball. Fatuous crapsack. (And I’m not even going into the fact that they have two sons!)

Don’t worry about not getting the opening joke. That’s pretty much just for GorT.

Posted in David Duchovny, Téa Leoni

Whitehall gets it?

The Gormogons Posted on September 4, 2008 by Confucius, Œc. Vol.September 4, 2008

Sounds like the British government is getting its head around Putin’s revanchism.

Posted in Great Britain, Putin that Chekist хуй, Russia

Is That A Duck Call In Your Pocket?

The Gormogons Posted on September 4, 2008 by 'PuterSeptember 4, 2008


Or are you just happy to see me?

If ‘Puter had known that duck hunting could be so, well, stimulating, he’d have taken it up years ago.

Yet another reason to follow Gov. Palin’s example and get out in the field and get busy. Duck hunting.

Courtesy James Taranto at WSJ online.

Posted in Daisy Duck, Duck Hunting, Phone Sex

Equality?

The Gormogons Posted on September 4, 2008 by GorTSeptember 4, 2008

With comments like the following (h/t to Politico.com), how in the world do the democrat supporters not appear hypocritical:

  • Liberal radio host Ed Schultz used the words “bimbo alert” to refer to Palin – where’s the denouncements?
  • “Her first priority has to be her children,” Quinn (Sally Quinn of the WaPo) wrote. “When the phone rings at 3 in the morning and one of her children is really sick what choice will she make?” – really? Like men (i.e. her husband) can’t take care of a sick child?
  • A spokeswoman for the National Organization for Women, noting Palin’s opposition to abortion rights and support of other parts of the social conservative agenda, told Politico, “She’s more a conservative man than she is a woman on women’s issues. Very disappointing.” – so only some women are “women” on women’s issues? Did you follow that?

I think it is clear that the democrats are really nervous about this selection. Gov. Palin is a strong candidate who has the qualifications, drive and determination. Isn’t equality or “equal rights” supposed to be about the ability for any person regardless of gender, age, race or religion to be treated the same. We evaluate candidates for new jobs solely based on their skills and qualifications – shouldn’t the American public be doing the same. Instead, many in the press (you don’t have to look hard) are making this about the fact that Gov. Palin is a woman and is a mother. Boil away the politics, race and genders and Rudi Guiliani’s speech last night hit it on the head. On one side we have a person who is a decorated war hero with a proven track record of bucking the trend in DC politics and getting things done partnered with a person who has defeated corruption regardless of party affliliation and has executive experience. On the other we have a person who has been elected to a few positions but has accomplished or led little to nothing in these roles partnered with a DC politician insider for the last 30+ years without leading any sort of change and between the two of them they have no executive leadership experience.

Posted in Equality, Liberals, Sarah Palin, Women

Great Moments In Teaching, Episode #42,720

The Gormogons Posted on September 4, 2008 by 'PuterSeptember 4, 2008

Ah, skanky teacher love. Older female teachers molesting their adolescent charges. The stuff of which dreams are made. Erin McLean ‘n’ Sean Powell 4-EVAH!

Unfortunately, Ms. McLean had two problems: (1) she was married with kids; and (2) her lover was underage.

In a tragic twist to this increasingly ordinary occurrence, the horny teacher’s husband shot and killed her slampiece, and is now standing trial for murder.

Hopefully, the Tennessee teachers’ union will be able to get this poor, misunderstood woman her job back. In a classroom with hot, willing young men upon which to prey — I mean students.

Posted in Bad Bad Teacher, Erin McLean, Teachers, Unions

Wow.

The Gormogons Posted on September 4, 2008 by Confucius, Œc. Vol.September 4, 2008

Posted in Sarah Palin

Fidei Defensores

The Gormogons Posted on September 4, 2008 by Confucius, Œc. Vol.September 4, 2008

Follow-up for Ghettoputer:

The American bishops have corporately come out with this statement on the history of Christian opposition to abortion.

Posted in Abortion, Unam sanctam catholicam apostolicam ecclesiam

Avery Cardinal Dulles, S.J.

The Gormogons Posted on September 4, 2008 by Confucius, Œc. Vol.September 4, 2008

The American Church’s leading intellectual (not public intellectual, like Chaput, but intellectual full stop), is ailing. May the Lord grant his faithful servant mercy the rest of his days and a peaceful death when they are done.

Posted in Cardinal Dulles, Unam sanctam catholicam apostolicam ecclesiam

There’s a reason…

The Gormogons Posted on September 3, 2008 by GorTSeptember 3, 2008


…that the Clintons’ are on record saying the most fair treatment they received was by Fox News. You got crap like the moron pictured (the one in the dress if you need help) spouting off on other news channels. I just sat through 30 minutes of “Hardball” and it was more like “Hardball” for the GOP supporters and “Softball” for the Democrats. He had two young GOP congressmen on and after asking them a question wouldn’t let them finish it. However, once the democrat spokesman was on, Chris Matthews was all ears. How much more in the tank can the media get? Chris Matthews is practically reading off of the democrat attack plan on Sarah Palin and ignores questions like the ones posed by ‘Puter just below. He waives off the fact that Lieberman, the Democrat VP candidate 8 years ago, is backing McCain & Palin. Half the time he can’t pronounce “Palin”. The best part of this waste of 30 minutes of my life was a response from a crowd member poking at Matthews attempts to host Meet The Press. Ugh. Shoot me now.

Posted in Chris Matthews, MSNBC, Ze Jello Press

Where Are The Feminists?

The Gormogons Posted on September 3, 2008 by 'PuterSeptember 3, 2008

Why aren’t they denouncing these sexist attacks on Gov. Palin? ‘Puter assumes they must be out of the States, vacationing in exotic locales, as is their wont.
Posted in Feminism, Jane Fonda, Sarah Palin, Useful Idiots

Keith Richards, Political Philosopher

The Gormogons Posted on September 3, 2008 by 'PuterSeptember 3, 2008

The Democrats have now adopted noted political philosophers The Rolling Stones’ unassailable logic recorded for posterity in Satisfaction. Mr. Richards and his cohort deftly observed that “he can’t be a man ’cause he doesn’t smoke the same cigarettes as me.”

Applying this logic, the Democrats and their MSM minions have determined that Gov. Palin “can’t be a woman ’cause she doesn’t have the same politics as me.” Therefore, Gov. Palin must be destroyed.

‘Puter pictures the Democratic Party’s equivalents of Otter and Bluto (only less thoughtful) discussing Gov. Palin and determining “that this situation absolutely requires a really futile and stupid gesture be done on somebody’s part. We’re just the guys to do it.”

And then the crazy came out. See here. And here. And here. Oh, heck, just look anyplace on Daily Kos or MyDD. ‘Puter will not dignify them with a link. Use The Google if you must.

Posted in Feminism, Keith Richards, Rolling Stones, Sarah Palin, Useful Idiots

Don LaFontaine, R.I.P.

The Gormogons Posted on September 3, 2008 by Confucius, Œc. Vol.September 3, 2008

In a world…without Don LaFontaine (1940–2008), the multiplex will be a less entertaining place.

Posted in Don Lafontaine, Requiescat in pace

Mulder merely PVS to me

The Gormogons Posted on September 2, 2008 by Confucius, Œc. Vol.September 2, 2008

Ok, the Volgi semi-retracts his anti-Duchovny screed. If this story is true, he didn’t commit adultery but merely lusted in his heart (and, uh, elsewhere). After streaming video of underage Latvian clown porn, for all know. Dude. Look on the other side of the couch. Seriously.

Posted in David Duchovny, Téa Leoni

Bad Kitteh!

The Gormogons Posted on September 2, 2008 by 'PuterSeptember 2, 2008

Much like Eric Cartman, ‘Puter hates cats. Cats are not cute, they are not funny and they are certainly not friendly. And cats most assuredly are not welcome to my pot pie, either.

But even ‘Puter’s hatred of felines has its limits. Zachariah White jumped right over the acceptable cat-hating line and never looked back.

Maybe it had something to do with the fact that he was drunk. And an ***hole. There’s a special place in Hell for animal abusers.

Maybe the sentencing judge will order restitution. I know where Zack can get a free cat.

Posted in Eric Cartman, Evil, Free Cat, Zachariah White

Kudos

The Gormogons Posted on September 2, 2008 by 'PuterSeptember 2, 2008

When queried about Bristol Palin’s pregnancy, Sen. Obama replied essentially that it was a Palin family matter, and the media should mind its own business. Sen. Obama further stated that he would fire anyone on his campaign who participated in any smear related to the issue.

Regardless of his reasons for doing so, ‘Puter says good for Sen. Obama for doing the right thing.

Posted in Barack Obama, Bristol Palin, Preganancy

In the Tank

The Gormogons Posted on September 2, 2008 by 'PuterSeptember 2, 2008

Eugene Robinson in today’s WaPo parrots the Obama Campaign talking points on Gov. Palin. When you have the script in front of you, the column practically writes itself.

With the media so far in the tank for Sen. Obama and making Sen. Obama’s arguments for free, what’s the Senator going to do with all the advertising money he won’t have to spend?

Posted in Eugene Robinson, In the Tank, Media, Washington Post - WaPo

The Bear prowls

The Gormogons Posted on September 2, 2008 by Confucius, Œc. Vol.September 2, 2008

The Post gets it.

And Russia taunts NATO.

Posted in Georgia (Sakartvelo), NATO, Russia

Good sun rising?

The Gormogons Posted on September 1, 2008 by Confucius, Œc. Vol.September 1, 2008

Ordinarily, the Volgi can go on for days about Japan’s insufficient historical reckoning with its crimes during World War Two. (Austria, please pick up the white courtesy phone.) Consequently, he generally enjoys when the Chinese shame the Japanese into some recognition of, say, the Rape of Nanking, or the hideous atrocities of Unit 731 in Harbin (Google it yourself, but be prepared for some gut-wrenching pictures).

That said, Japanese nationalism and assertiveness is hardly the problem of the day in Asia. It’s China that’s feeling its oats and grumbling about taking its proper place in the world (at the expense of its neighbors, the U.S., and Australia). So the Volgi is glad to see Gordon Chang’s report here that Yasuo Fukuda has resigned, likely bringing to power the LDP’s Tarō Asō, a charismatic, confident leader who—while a bit of a loose cannon—will present a strong face for Japan, lessening the chances of Chinese adventurism. As Mr. Chang writes:

Aso, if he gets his party’s nod, will not disappoint. For instance, he will not ignore the plight of the Japanese abducted by North Korean agents, thereby complicating President Bush’s efforts to settle the nuclear crisis with Pyongyang. Moreover, he is also bound to upset Beijing. While the dovish Fukuda thought it entirely proper to go to China to bow to a statute of Confucius, Aso will probably repeat earlier comments and tell the Chinese they’re a menace and declare that Taiwan is a separate country worthy of respect. He is just itching to go to Yasukuni, where war criminals are enshrined, thereby enraging Chinese, Koreans, and other Asians. In short, don’t look to him to show deference to Japan’s neighbors, friends, or foes.

The Volgi would rather he didn’t visit Yasukuni, as has been the practice of Japan’s emperors ever since the enshrinement of 14 Class A war criminals—including Tōjō—and about 1,000 lesser war criminals, among the 2,600,000 kami [spirits] of those who died fighting for the Emperor commemorated there.

Given that Asō is a Catholic rather than a Buddhist, presumably his visit there would be to pray for the repose of the souls there, as is incumbent upon Catholics, leaving their judgement to God, rather than paying homage so they don’t become vengeful, as is a belief in Shintō. The Volgi finds it an objectionable and foolish bit of symbolism nevertheless, and the Catholic Church in Japan has previously condemned Junichirō Koizumi’s visit to Yasukuni, so one doubts they’ll give one of their own any cover.

Having an Asō lead Japan is a bit of a risk: could he provoke China into—or, Saakashvili-like, provide a pretext for—some nasty action. Possibly. The Volgi’s sense is that the Chinese régime, however emboldened by its Olympics success, remain cautious about dramatic actions, foreign or domestic. If this is so, having an assertive PM like Asō in Japan is a net plus, perhaps even allowing the United States to play good cop for a while in managing China. But, we shall see.

Posted in China, Japan, Tarō Asō

Essay question

The Gormogons Posted on September 1, 2008 by Confucius, Œc. Vol.September 1, 2008

Is the West prone or supine before Russian aggression?

Discuss among yourselves.

Posted in Decline of the West, Russia

Meddling government

The Gormogons Posted on September 1, 2008 by Confucius, Œc. Vol.September 1, 2008

While I share GorT’s incandescent rage (rim shot), over the federal government’s unilateral imposition of mercury-vapor lighting and ardently hope it’ll be reversed, it’s not like this is new. We’re still using lame low-flow toilets and shower heads because we, uh, might run out of water? Because we weren’t all paying our water bills? Because global warming was going to melt the ice caps but that water wasn’t going to make it here? I forget why.

Also, remember, these are fluorescent bulbs. So your house will soon be bathed in the beautiful, soft light of your office’s mail room (unless you spring for the “full-spectrum” fluorescents at about $12 a pop). And you may not be able to throw those mercury-laden shards in your trash can, but will have to drive every broken bulb to a dump or pick-up point. (And everyone will conscientiously do that so there’s no risk of mercury contamination to the ground water, right?) And many won’t work with dimmer switches or rheostats. And there’s a delay between throwing the switch and getting any light.

Moreover, lest this seem like an act of selfless “green” virtue on the government’s behalf, who were the major backers? Sure, the environmental lobby but also…GE and other lightbulb makers. Hmm, that seems strange. Oh wait, turns out the profit margin on a $3 bulb is way fatter than that on a 20¢ bulb. Taking your money and giving it to other people. That’s what modern government’s about, apparently.

Maybe the Gormogons should start buying up tens of thousands of incandescents and dealing them on the black market after 2012…

Posted in CFL, Gubbamint

Aziz, more light!

The Gormogons Posted on September 1, 2008 by GorTSeptember 1, 2008


Ok, with that weak reference to Luke Perry’s fine acting skills in The Fifth Element, I wanted to rant about CFLs. That is Compact Fluorescent Lightbulbs. Did you know that 400 senators and representatives voted last December to ban incandescent lightbulbs by 2012. Did you know that by passing that law our elected representatives have chosen the $3 per lightbulb CFLs as the only choice for consumers rather than the $0.20 regular bulbs? Are you aware that the claim of extended lifetimes on these new bulbs come with some caveats? First, they have to remain on for prolonged periods of time. If they are turned on/off for only short periods, say 5-10 minutes, then their lifetimes are reduced to the same as incandescent bulbs. Think about the short usage rooms in your house – the bathroom (better bring some reading materials), a closet, the garage, outdoor motion detectors, etc. Second, it is “up to” 10,000 hours. That doesn’t mean that you’ll get 10,000 hours.

There are other things to consider – there is quite the multistep process to clean up a broken bulb according to the EPA, there are few recycling centers (however, Home Depot apparently will take the old ones), and incandescent bulbs near 100% efficiency. In moderate to cool climates where the energy that isn’t converted to light is converted to heat and directly contributes to the building or home’s heating.

It is too bad that we’re “allowing” our government to represent us like this. Shouldn’t we as consumers have the ability to choose? Shouldn’t I be able to put the regular bulbs in short duty-cycle locations and put CFLs where they would do better? Hey, free market economy, that sounds like a great idea.

Posted in CFL, Free Market Economy

Us autocracies gotta stick together?

The Gormogons Posted on August 31, 2008 by Confucius, Œc. Vol.August 31, 2008

Article 1
The Purposes of the United Nations are:

To maintain international peace and security, and to that end: to take effective collective measures for the prevention and removal of threats to the peace, and for the suppression of acts of aggression or other breaches of the peace, and to bring about by peaceful means, and in conformity with the principles of justice and international law, adjustment or settlement of international disputes or situations which might lead to a breach of the peace; […]

Article 2
The Organization and its Members, in pursuit of the Purposes stated in Article 1, shall act in accordance with the following Principles.
The Organization is based on the principle of the sovereign equality of all its Members.
All Members, in order to ensure to all of them the rights and benefits resulting from membership, shall fulfill in good faith the obligations assumed by them in accordance with the present Charter.
All Members shall settle their international disputes by peaceful means in such a manner that international peace and security, and justice, are not endangered.
All Members shall refrain in their international relations from the threat or use of force against the territorial integrity or political independence of any state, or in any other manner inconsistent with the Purposes of the United Nations

The U.S. jumps through a hundred hoops to remove a fascist psycho who’d invaded two of his neighbors and threatened more, gassing his own citizens for fun, and all we get is flack from them. Now, Russia begins dismembering Georgia, and all we hear from Turtle Bay are crickets chirping in the night.

Useless effing Natterers.

Posted in Georgia (Sakartvelo), Russia, United Nations

The argument for Turkish-Armenian rapprochement…

The Gormogons Posted on August 30, 2008 by Confucius, Œc. Vol.August 30, 2008

…as a key to Caucasian stability and freedom from Russian hegemony, presented very well here at MESH.

The author’s correct to cite Atatürk’s policy of neutrality (“Yurtta sulh, cihanda sulh.”) as a long-standing guidepost of Turkish diplomacy, but in the recent past, particularly with regard to the Soviet Union, Turks have recognized that peace in the world is better served by taking sides against an aggressor. Whether their calculus (rightly or wrongly) will lead them to reassess current policy of relative equidistance vis-à-vis the U.S., Iran, and Russia (as well as their enormous natural-gas ties to the last).

We’ll see. Si vis pacem… Or, I guess, barış istiyorsan, savaşa hazır ol.

Posted in Armenia, Mustafa Kemal Atatürk, Russia, Turkey

Still at the kids table

The Gormogons Posted on August 29, 2008 by GorTAugust 29, 2008


The democrats will learn someday that being petty, complaining about everything under the sun, and labeling everyone isn’t a winning strategy. After the McCain campaign aired the congratulatory ad, the Obama camp first responded to the naming of Gov Palin as the GOP VP candidate with this:

“Today, John McCain put the former mayor of a town of 9,000 with zero foreign policy experience a heartbeat away from the presidency. Governor Palin shares John McCain’s commitment to overturning Roe v. Wade, the agenda of Big Oil and continuing George Bush’s failed economic policies — that’s not the change we need, it’s just more of the same.” [Obama spokesman Bill Burton].

Now, only after feeling the heat for their poor response issued this statement:

“We send our congratulations to Gov. Sarah Palin and her family on her designation as the Republican nominee for vice president. It is yet another encouraging sign that old barriers are falling in our politics. While we obviously have differences over how best to lead this country forward, Gov. Palin is an admirable person and will add a compelling new voice to this campaign.”

And they want to be leaders of this great country? Nice way of demonstrating their ability to lead and deal with opposition. I can’t wait to hear their diplomacy. I think it’s becoming more and more clear that the Obama/Biden campaign is one of little substance and a lot of show. Look at the staging on Thursday night in Denver. It’s all contrived. Obama preached he’s for change, so he picks a Senator who has been in DC politics for 35+ years. Palin went to Iraq as governor of Alaska visiting Alaskan National Guard troops that were deployed…and Obama, well he finally went. The democrats will offer up grandiose ideas with no substance, just like the last 2 years of the self-described “most open, honest and ethical Congress” has. It’s more of the democrat do-what-we-say, not-what-we-do and we know what’s good for you. I’m sure we’ll hear more of their favorite attack target: “Chimpy McHilterburton” because they can’t run against the people actually in the race, they are too focused on their hatred of George W. Bush. And you know where hatred leads: “…hate leads to suffering” [Yoda].

Posted in Barack Obama, Democrats, John McCain, Sarah Palin

Miracles and wonders (con’t.)

The Gormogons Posted on August 29, 2008 by Confucius, Œc. Vol.August 29, 2008

This is amazing.

Posted in Medicine, Miracles and wonders

Mulder is dead to me.

The Gormogons Posted on August 29, 2008 by Confucius, Œc. Vol.August 29, 2008

He cheated on Téa Leoni. What the hell?! That’s Hugh Grant/Divine Brown-level mystifying. And enraging. If I were married to Téa Leoni. I’d have a sex addiction, too. An addiction to sex with Téa Leoni. My god, she’s smart, funny, drop-dead gorgeous—not to mention one of the great comedic actresses around (not that she’s worked a lot lately). The Notorious ŒV’s been a fan since Flying Blind, a show watched solely by the Volgi and Mrs. GorT, apparently.

Posted in David Duchovny, Flying Blind, Stupidity, Téa Leoni

Get Thee Behind Me, Union!

The Gormogons Posted on August 29, 2008 by 'PuterAugust 29, 2008

Michelle Rhee, chancellor of the D.C. Public School System has told the teachers union local “It’s on.”

Steven Pearlstein of the Washington Post pens a story that ‘Puter wishes he could write about his local school district. And, best of all, Mr. Pearlstein gets it. Unions benefit the teachers, not the students, and in fact impede education.

Ms. Rhee has gone to the bargaining table with a proposal to end lifetime tenure and seniority based pay. Predictably, the union hates the idea, and has stalled negotiation. However, the tables are turning.

‘Puter is stunned, having witnessed firsthand the absolute dysfunction of the D.C. government under Mayor -for-Life Marion Barry, but the City Council and Mayor Adrian Fenty (D-DC) support her quest to fundamentally change teachers’ work terms.

National unions are watching this closely and fear that this may be their Waterloo. ‘Puter says it’s about danged time.

Godspeed, Ms. Rhee. ‘Puter wishes you the mad skillz of local D.C. hero Jhoon Rhee in your quest to beat down the unions. As yet unborn D.C. public school students wish you well in your quest to ensure that they will finally receive an education on par with those the best local suburban systems can offer.

Posted in Jhoon Rhee, Michelle Rhee, Teachers, Unions, Washington Post - WaPo

Great moments in physics

The Gormogons Posted on August 29, 2008 by Confucius, Œc. Vol.August 29, 2008

Perhaps these intrepid scientists can consult with those skateboarders to figure out why their brilliant experiments have come to naught.

Via With Leather, America’s Idiots-Getting-Injured Leader®.

Posted in Dudez, Stupidity

“Naughty librarian”

The Gormogons Posted on August 29, 2008 by Confucius, Œc. Vol.August 29, 2008

Gov. Palin has one new Scots-American’s vote?

Posted in Craig Ferguson, Sarah Palin

Turkish foreign-policy rethinking…

The Gormogons Posted on August 29, 2008 by Confucius, Œc. Vol.August 29, 2008

…not only necessary as said, but possibly on-going.

Posted in Turkey

You know, if France wanted to be helpful…

The Gormogons Posted on August 29, 2008 by Confucius, Œc. Vol.August 29, 2008

…they could help the Turks out here with nuclear power expertise. Which would reduce Turkish dependence on Russian natural gas. Which helps everyone. (Except Putin.)

Posted in La Belle France, Nuclear power (more now please), Russia, Turkey

Liturgical music is a subject close to the Puter’s heart

The Gormogons Posted on August 29, 2008 by Confucius, Œc. Vol.August 29, 2008

So here’s a hopeful-seeming trend for him.

Everyone knows the more obvious specifics. Vatican II said Gregorian chant should assume primary place but instead we got pop tunes more suitable for a children’s playground than Mass. We were told that nothing would change about the liturgy unless it was absolutely necessary, and instead with got liturgical revolution. With it came an upending of doctrine, morals, and the faith itself, with the inevitable draining of monasteries, convents, and seminaries.

More on “the spirit of Summorum Pontificiarum” here.

Posted in Liturgical music, Sword in My Pants, Unam sanctam catholicam apostolicam ecclesiam

Sarah Palin

The Gormogons Posted on August 29, 2008 by Confucius, Œc. Vol.August 29, 2008

Dear God, the McCain camp got competent. They’ve been almost perfect for the last couple months. And the Palin pick is fantastic for a variety of reasons. A few:

• She’s young (44), offsetting the McCain-old-guy issue to a degree.
• She’s got more executive experience than McCain, Obama, and Biden combined.
• She cleaned up the corrupt Alaska Republican party. Serious reformer cred.
• You can’t get much more “outsider” than Alaska.
• She’s a woman (see right), which might peel off some die-hard bitter Hillary fans.
• She just gave birth to her fifth child, who’s got Down Syndrome, knowing that he had it. Pro-lifers will walk through fire for her, helping to shore up McCain’s conservative base in a big way.
• Biden’s debating style is largely neutralized against a young woman, as he’s basically got two modes, “schmooze” and “attack dog,” which are going to come off either looking condescending or nasty, respectively, further alienating voters sensitive to the treatment of women.
• She’s an established conservationist and a huge booster of domestic oil drilling, especially in ANWR and elsewhere in Alaska, and she makes that argument more credibly than anyone else around.
• Her main disadvantage—relative inexperience—pales next to Obama’s, or it can be spun as “Hey, at least she’s on the bottom of the ticket.” If the Obama people have any sense, they won’t bring it up. (She’s got almost
• There was some mini-scandal in Alaska recently tied, I think, to her brother, but I want to say she was shown to be totally uninvolved.
• She sets up a very credible GOP succession story for 2012 or 2016 against Hillary—executive experience as governor, foreign policy acquired as Veep. And she’s young and likable.
• Plus, lots of bennies for various groups: lifetime NRA member (gun nuts), self-described “hockey mom” (married women), point guard on her high-school basketball team and hockey player (jocks), and uh, really good-looking (men and the Sapphic-American community).

Photo via Dirty Harry’s Place

Posted in Barack Obama, Joe Biden, Old Johnny Mac, Sarah Palin, Veepstakes

GorT, Super Genius

The Gormogons Posted on August 29, 2008 by 'PuterAugust 29, 2008

GorT, much like Wile E. Coyote, is in fact a super genius. ‘Puter’s father has also been kicking around Gov. Palin’s name of late.

‘Puter thinks Gov. Palin is a strong, but not perfect, pick. She’ll remind moderate Democrat women that Sen. Clinton is nowhere to be seen on their ticket. Palin reminds social and fiscal conservatives that there is hope for a new generation of pro-life and fiscally responsible candidates.

On the down side, she blunts Sen. McCain’s ability to attack Sen. Obama’s lack of experience, though the appropriate response is that Gov. Palin has more experience than Sen. Obama. And, ‘Puter is unsure of Palin’s debating skills, which may come in handy against the fact-stretching, plagiarising Sen. Biden.

The “I’ve Got A Crush on Obama” New York Times, of course, offers the in depth analysis that Gov. Sarah Palin = Dan Quayle. It’s a subtle comparison, but it’s there.

Posted in Dan Quayle, New York Times - NYT, Sarah Palin, Wile E. Coyote

The Prognosticator Does it Again

The Gormogons Posted on August 29, 2008 by GorTAugust 29, 2008


In two separate family discussions over the last week, GorT has put forward the idea of Sarah Palin (pictured) as the best choice for McCain’s VP. It appears this morning that it has been proven true. It is my opinion that this is a great pick. She’s young, a non-Washington DC insider, Pro-Life, a mother of 5 and a “hockey mom”. All three of us here are big hockey fans, so maybe the last point seals the deal. She’s cut thru a lot of the crap that politicians have been abusing lately (a big axe of mine to grind): she got rid of the private jet that former governor’s used to travel and has been taking commercial airlines and driving herself around. She’s significantly reduced (maybe eliminated) that the protection detail assigned to the governor. And if nothing else, she went into labor with her fifth child somewhere in the lower-48 and took a plane home to deliver the child in Alaska. She’s been through a lot and weathered it all. I think she is a very viable candidate.

Posted in Hockey, John McCain, Politics, Sarah Palin, VP

Beer Pong, Anyone?

The Gormogons Posted on August 29, 2008 by 'PuterAugust 29, 2008

Ah, college. ‘Puter remembers his halcyon days of higher learning well. However, ‘Puter doesn’t recall getting bombed with the president of his college though. Might’ve happened. ‘Puter’s relatively blank on 5.75 of the best 7 years of his life.

Behold Mark Crimmins, ex-president of Iowa Central Community College (affectionately known as Thirteenth Grade), got caught pouring beer down a hot coed’s throat. ‘Puter’s more disturbed that Crimmins has such poor taste in beer. If you’re going to lose your job, man, at least be drinking something good, not the ungodly Coors Light. Try Custom Brewcrafter’s Wee Heavy Winter Ale. At 8.1% alcohol content, it’ll keep you nice and warm as you’re passed out in the Upstate snow.

Hopefully with a couple of hot coeds.

Posted in Coeds, Grade 13, Iowa Central Community College, Mark Crimmins, Wee Heavy

Interesting times for Turkey-watchers

The Gormogons Posted on August 29, 2008 by Confucius, Œc. Vol.August 29, 2008

These days. My own sense is that, however vivid Turkish anti-Americanism is at the moment, serious Turks understand that it’s a whim they can indulge only in the absence of external threats. And for all Turkey’s dependence on Russian natural gas, Russia is Turkey’s enemy par excellence back to the 1600s, the two spilling blood all over the Balkans, Black Sea, and Caucasus. Control of the Bosporus and the Dardanelles has been a Russian strategic goal (akin to the quest for warm-water ports) for centuries. My guess is that in the end, the Turks will side with their annoying but ultimately unthreatening ally rather than their rich buddy who likes to play with guns. But I’ve been wrong before.

Posted in Georgia (Sakartvelo), NATO, Russia, Turkey, U.S. Navy

Where have all the good men gone?

The Gormogons Posted on August 28, 2008 by GorTAugust 28, 2008


I was doing some light surfing today and came across this article. I’ve been to TR Island – it’s very enjoyable. I’ve been to many national parks and forests that are here largely in part to President Teddy Roosevelt. He was the first American to win the Nobel Peace Prize for his work in bringing the Japanese and Russians together to negotiate the end of the Russo-Japanese War. As pointed out in the article, he was a conservationist not a preservationist. This is in stark contrast to the, as a friend of mine likes to call it, “Big Environment” movement. Compare the complete lack of accomplishments by former VP Gore (also a Nobel Prize winner) vs. what Roosevelt accomplished. Maybe we need some “Big Stick” types back.

Posted in Uncategorized

Engage!

The Gormogons Posted on August 28, 2008 by GorTAugust 28, 2008


I’m a big fan of telling people and the government to get out of the way of innovation. There is so much that can be accomplished when the bureaucrats don’t throw up roadblocks. Therefore, I present these two articles on the possibilities of FTL (Faster Than Light) travel not being too far off in the future. The first is from two physicists at Baylor and the second I’m excerpting below as the original seems to have gone offline:

AN EXTRAORDINARY “hyperspace” engine that could make interstellar space travel a reality by flying into other dimensions is being investigated by the United States government.

The hypothetical device, which has been outlined in principle but is based on a controversial theory about the fabric of the universe, could potentially allow a spacecraft to travel to Mars in three hours and journey to a star 11 light years away in just 80 days, according to a report in today’s New Scientist magazine.

The theoretical engine works by creating an intense magnetic field that, according to ideas first developed by the late scientist Burkhard Heim in the 1950s, would produce a gravitational field and result in thrust for a spacecraft.

Also, if a large enough magnetic field was created, the craft would slip into a different dimension, where the speed of light is faster, allowing incredible speeds to be reached. Switching off the magnetic field would result in the engine reappearing in our current dimension.

Posted in Uncategorized

Taiwanese-Americans for McCain?

The Gormogons Posted on August 28, 2008 by Confucius, Œc. Vol.August 28, 2008

If this American expat is right, the Biden pick may have alienated that 0.16% of the U.S. population. (And more seriously, it’s not welcome news to those of us concerned with America’s position in the Pacific.)

Parenthetically, when it comes to Joe Biden, although the Œcumenical Volgi is no fan of most of his politics, the one time the Notorious ŒV and Sen. Biden were in the same room and even said hello, the Volgi was quite charmed by the man, even if he was rather baffled by the stream-of-consciousness goofiness the senator seemed compelled to emit. I don’t think I could bring myself to vote for him, but if I had to pick a pol to watch a football game with, Biden would be a great choice (I suspect Bill Clinton would be too, as long as Mrs. ŒV wasn’t home).

Posted in Joe Biden, Unfreeze those arms sales to Taiwan already

“Listen up, you primitive screwheads. This is my BOOMSTICK.”

The Gormogons Posted on August 28, 2008 by Confucius, Œc. Vol.August 28, 2008

Volgi bait is what Puter’s gun post here is. Indeed, a 12-gauge is probably the best home-defense weapon you can get from an intimidation, as well as lethality, standpoint. However, your Volgi would argue that, in fact, a sawed-off 12-gauge is actually even better against burglars, etc., inside a house for a couple reasons: one, the shorter the gun the handier in a crowded indoor environment, two, the shot disperses its energy in a wider cone, making it less likely to tear a hole through your drywall and perforate your cat in the next room. Of course, short-barreled sawed-offs are completely illegal. If they weren’t, though, that’d be the ticket.

In the meantime, unless you’re in Canada, let me suggest the Franchi SPAS-12 as the ultimate home-defense gun (even if it’ll run you a ridiculous amount of money). Not only can you rack the first round into the chamber with that sound that should turn even the most hardened home invader’s bowels to tapioca, but you can fold the stock (shorter; handier), and then, should things get ugly, you can fire it semi-automatically without pausing to rack the slide between shots (effective rate of fire is about four rounds a second).

UPDATE: The Puter mentions staggering loads. For home-defense, load your first round with rock salt, the second with magnum double-ought buckshot.

Posted in Guns, Home Defense, SPAS-12

¡XIBALBA!

The Gormogons Posted on August 28, 2008 by Confucius, Œc. Vol.August 28, 2008

For any archaeological or Meso-American nerds out there, this is huuuuuuuuuuuuuuge. And, um, wire-service folks, the Mayans didn’t believe in a “mythical underworld,” they believed a literal underworld—that’s what you’re looking at—was where the souls of the dead went. And it was a scary place.

Too damn cool. “These are the days of miracles and wonders,” as Paul Simon once sang.

Posted in Archaeology, Miracles and wonders, New Mexico, The Maya, Xibalba

Что делать? — Burmese edition

The Gormogons Posted on August 28, 2008 by Confucius, Œc. Vol.August 28, 2008

Interesting post by Max Boot. Liberating Burma from SLORC (or whatever they’re calling themselves this week) is a very worthy cause, but not one that will gain widespread support these days. That said, if Thailand, India, and Malaysia were on board, we could certainly loan a few special-forces advisors to coordinate with Burmese insurgents, cough up a few mil for some modern weapons, and hopefully get a decent, perhaps democratic, government-in-exile ready to take over when SLORC falls. The massive unpopularity of the junta could lead to a Tenochtitlan-type moment, where a small outside influence, combined with enormous numbers of indigenous allies, knocks of a bitterly detested, murderous hegemon. But one never knows.

Posted in Burma (not "Myanmar" dammit), What is to be done?

NOLA Mans Up

The Gormogons Posted on August 28, 2008 by 'PuterAugust 28, 2008


About danged time. According to The Gun Shots, a blog over at Outdoor Life, folks in New Orleans are taking their hurricane preparedness a little more seriously this time around.

While the AR-15 is a fine weapon (particularly if you customize it with the Hello Kitty paint job pictured), ‘Puter agrees with the commenter who says that a pump action 12 gauge is far more effective for home defense. A .223 load is great at distance, but you’ll be at short range and you want something idiot-proof. After all, you’re not going to be shooting at looters coming down the street, you’re going to be taking them on inside your home.

The sound of a pump action shotgun cycling a round is unmistakable. If you’re doing something you oughtn’t, the sound will make your blood run cold, and your pants run brown. Get one of these and stagger your loads. ‘Puter prefers a slug load followed by buckshot and then alternate, but whatever works best for you.

Posted in AR-15, Guns, Hello Kitty, Home Defense, Hurricane, New Orleans, Remington Model 870

It ain’t charitable…

The Gormogons Posted on August 28, 2008 by Confucius, Œc. Vol.August 28, 2008

…if you’re forced to do it. This is akin to the Left’s confusion of state action with private action, and the ensuing putative equivalence (or superiority) of paying taxes to donating time or money to charity. Except that, of course, the former is compelled by force (try not paying your taxes and see if the U.S. Marshals who show up at your house are unarmed), so is not virtuous in the least. It’s the “virtue” of advocating such schemes which all too many on the Left (and not a few on the Right) confuse with real, virtuous action. I have no idea why. Laziness? Substitution of a political faith for a moral one? Bossiness? Got me. Doesn’t really matter in the end. But it should be resisted.

Posted in Charity, Social Justice

Windfall Profits, and Other Liberal Myths

The Gormogons Posted on August 28, 2008 by 'PuterAugust 28, 2008

George Will’s column today offers some fascinating statistics giving lie to the Democrats’ contention that Big Oil is sticking it to the Little Guy. Will writes:

Obama thinks government is not getting a “reasonable share” of oil companies’ profits, which in 2007 were, as a percentage of revenues (8.3 percent), below those of US manufacturing generally (8.9 percent). Exxon Mobil pays almost as much in corporate taxes to various governments as the bottom 50 percent of American earners pay in income taxes. Exxon Mobil does make $1,400 a second in profits – hear the sharp intakes of breath from liberals with pursed lips – but pays $4,000 a second in taxes and $15,000 a second in operating costs.

What’s the takeaway here, ‘Puter? Well, here goes. ExxonMobil pays more taxes each year than everyone in the United States making $32,000 or less pays in federal income tax. The oil industry’s per dollar profits are less than half the profits of the pharmaceutical/biotech and banking industries. Even food service and telecom have a higher profit margin. ExxonMobil makes so much money because it invests and spends so much money.

Based on Will’s column, ExxonMobil spends 10 times as much on operating costs than it makes in profit. It pays over 2.5 times more in taxes than it makes in profits.

What does ExxonMobil spend its money on? Well, how about salaries, for a start? ExxonMobil employs nearly 81,000 people world wide, including 30,000 folks right here at home. Some are management, some engineers, some blue collar folks. All make a decent living. Those here feed, shelter and clothe their families with their hard-earned ExxonMobil paychecks. And they pay taxes. A cap on earnings would cause any reasonable company to look to conserve funds, generally resulting in hiring freezes or layoffs.

Liberals want to take money from ExxonMobil and redistribute it to the poor. In reality, they’ll be taking money out of the pockets of ExxonMobil’s employees and shareholders to fund their Marxist income redistribution schemes. And who owns ExxonMobil stock? Many mutual funds and state pension plans, that’s who. Enjoy your dwindling retirement savings, America, courtesy of the liberal Democrats.

So, next time wild-eyed liberals start spouting about Big Oil and its windfall profits, set them straight. Facts have an annoying way of silencing the foolish.

Posted in Exxon, George Will, Liberals, Taxes

One Day At A Time

The Gormogons Posted on August 28, 2008 by 'PuterAugust 28, 2008

How ironic, and sad. Ms. Phillips would be better off following the advice offered by her 1970s sitcom’s title.

Schneider should take Ms. Phillips into his janitor’s closet and beat some sense into her with his keys-on-a-retractable-chain.

And Valerie Bertinelli was hot. Even Eddie Van Halen thought so. And he rocks.

Posted in Eruption, Mackenzie Phillips, One Day at a Time, Schneider, Van Halen

These are what will eventually make medicine affordable for everyone…

The Gormogons Posted on August 28, 2008 by Confucius, Œc. Vol.August 28, 2008

…provided we don’t crush these types of experiments with some gigantic government-run rationing program like those in Canada and Europe: [City Journal]

Posted in Health care

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