The Gormogon Guide to Thanksgiving Leftovers
Your Gormogons have been consulted on what to do with those containers of Thanksgiving Day leftovers. Save this as a handy guide for next year by attaching your computer monitor to the refrigerator with a magnet and leaving it plugged in all year.
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Dr. J. says: |
“Using the force, you should be able to preserve your meals for months without any fear of spoilage. But remember: once your foods turn toward the Dark Side, there’s no going back.” |
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Sleestak says: |
“Sssss sssss sss ssss hssss s sssss ssssss ss ssssss sssss sssssssss ssss hsss sss hsssss!” |
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Prince Tochmas was unavailable for comment. |
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2-1B says: |
“We need to operate quickly if we are to save the babies. ” |
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Nga’-po says: |
༄པ༽ རིག་པ་ངོ་སྤྲོད་གཅེར་མཐོང་གྲོལ་ལྡེབ།༡༥༅། |

Божію Поспѣшествующею Милостію Мы, Дима Грозный Императоръ и Самодержецъ Всероссiйскiй, цѣсарь Московскiй. The Czar was born in the steppes of Russia in 1267, and was cheated out of total control of all Russia upon the death of Boris Mikhailovich, who replaced Alexander Yaroslav Nevsky in 1263. However, in 1283, our Czar was passed over due to a clerical error and the rule of all Russia went to his second cousin Daniil (Даниил Александрович), whom Czar still resents. As a half-hearted apology, the Czar was awarded control over Muscovy, inconveniently located 5,000 miles away just outside Chicago. He now spends his time seething about this and writing about other stuff that bothers him.