GorT came across this well done clip by The Guardian to educate non-Brits on the Scottish Referendum occurring today. It’s worth a watch.
Gormogon official positions will surely be revealed soon. Many are probably thinking this is bigger than it really is…and others are discounting some significant issues: currency, North Sea oil revenue, NATO and EU membership, and all the organizational infrastructure that comes with being a country.
The best case is an independent Scotland that evolves over time so these issues can be worked out. Of course others may just want to tell England off along the lines of Billy Connolly (caution: language, I’d watch your volume).
GorT is an eight-foot-tall robot from the 51ˢᵗ Century who routinely time-travels to steal expensive technology from the future and return it to the past for retroinvention. The profits from this pay all the Gormogons’ bills, including subsidizing this website. Some of the products he has introduced from the future include oven mitts, the Guinness widget, Oxy-Clean, and Dr. Pepper. Due to his immense cybernetic brain, GorT is able to produce a post in 0.023 seconds and research it in even less time. Only ’Puter spends less time on research. GorT speaks entirely in zeros and ones, but occasionally throws in a ڭ to annoy the Volgi. He is a massive proponent of science, technology, and energy development, and enjoys nothing more than taking the Czar’s more interesting scientific theories, going into the past, publishing them as his own, and then returning to take credit for them. He is the only Gormogon who is capable of doing math. Possessed of incredible strength, he understands the awesome responsibility that follows and only uses it to hurt people.