|Bob Dylan (a/k/a Robert Zimmerman) is one of ‘Puter’s
favorite artists. Also, Mr. Dylan, a Minnesotan Jew by birth,
would write much better liturgical music than either OCP
or the St. Louis Jesuits
‘Puter digs him some music, music of just about any genre, expect for that danged hippie post-Vatican II folk group “music.” That hippie crap masquerading as “worship music” bites monkey schlong. If you don’t believe ‘Puter, just see GorT’s post below, and Czar’s post where he discusses crappy Church “music” in dicta.
Anyway, back to ‘Puter and his cognitively-dissonant, whiplash inducing taste in music. Currently, ‘Puter’s got the following songs playing heavily in his rotation, in no particular order.
‘Puter just loves him some music. ‘Puter’d be curious if his readers, based on the above, have any recommendations for similar artists, modern, ancient or otherwise, that play similar stuff.
Thanks in advance, especially because music is way cheaper than the intensive aversion therapy sessions ‘Puter’s myriad psychoses would otherwise require.
Always right, unless he isn’t, the infallible Ghettoputer F. X. Gormogons claims to be an in-law of the Volgi, although no one really believes this.
’Puter carefully follows economic and financial trends, legal affairs, and serves as the Gormogons’ financial and legal advisor. He successfully defended us against a lawsuit from a liquor distributor worth hundreds of thousands of dollars in unpaid deliveries of bootleg shandies.
The Geep has an IQ so high it is untestable and attempts to measure it have resulted in dangerously unstable results as well as injuries to researchers. Coincidentally, he publishes intelligence tests as a side gig.
His sarcasm is so highly developed it borders on the psychic, and he is often able to insult a person even before meeting them. ’Puter enjoys hunting small game with 000 slugs and punt guns, correcting homilies in real time at Mass, and undermining unions. ’Puter likes to wear a hockey mask and carry an axe into public campgrounds, where he bursts into people’s tents and screams. As you might expect, he has been shot several times but remains completely undeterred.
He assures us that his obsessive fawning over news stories involving women teachers sleeping with young students is not Freudian in any way, although he admits something similar once happened to him. Uniquely, ’Puter is unable to speak, read, or write Russian, but he is able to sing it fluently.
Geep joined the order in the mid-1980s. He arrived at the Castle door with dozens of steamer trunks and an inarticulate hissing creature of astonishingly low intelligence he calls “Sleestak.” Ghettoputer appears to make his wishes known to Sleestak, although no one is sure whether this is the result of complex sign language, expert body posture reading, or simply beating Sleestak with a rubber mallet.
‘Puter suggests the Czar suck it.