6:00 Uh-Oh, Billy! Sitcom “Hilarr-ity” continues as Bill and Al try to sneak a girl out of the house while Hillary is home; Hillary, thinking Bill forgot their anniversary, is in no mood for explanations. So how did the girl get in there? Repeat

6:30 The South Wing Soap Jimmy stews as his Iranian neighbors split up; meanwhile, the new Chinese neighbors cause no end of headache when they buy Panama Street, and Leonid acquires an afghan. Repeat

7:00 Eisenhower Power Hour News Magazine Sit enthralled as Dwight recounts his exciting Operation Overlord adventures; Dwight and Dick visit a highway project, and the team explains how a computer works.

8:00 Home Time With George W. Bush Family Join retiree George W. Bush as he putters quietly around his house, pointing out various antiques, collectibles, and odds and ends he acquired over the last few years.

8:30 That’s Whack, Jack! Sitcom The laughs are out of control when Jack and Bobby try to smuggle a girl into the house. With LB sniffing around, Robert hides another bungled war report, and this time it isn’ crazy Fidel from next door. How on earth will Jack wind up the hero this time? Repeat

9:00 Hope and Change Variety The amateur hour continues as contestants try to descramble foreign policy riddles, propose off-the-wall legislation, and go for the Burn the Cash final round!

10:00 Not a Crook Musical Documentary The rise and fall of Tricky Dick is chronicled. Part 6: the band begins to split up as Dick introduces their new bass player, Gordon (who trashes a hotel room). Back up guitarist Spiro gets arrested, and Henry, the manager, tells the new guitarist Jerry he would come work for him.

The Czar of Muscovy

Божію Поспѣшествующею Милостію Мы, Дима Грозный Императоръ и Самодержецъ Всероссiйскiй, цѣсарь Московскiй. The Czar was born in the steppes of Russia in 1267, and was cheated out of total control of all Russia upon the death of Boris Mikhailovich, who replaced Alexander Yaroslav Nevsky in 1263. However, in 1283, our Czar was passed over due to a clerical error and the rule of all Russia went to his second cousin Daniil (Даниил Александрович), whom Czar still resents. As a half-hearted apology, the Czar was awarded control over Muscovy, inconveniently located 5,000 miles away just outside Chicago. He now spends his time seething about this and writing about other stuff that bothers him.