The news that the Obama administration seized millions of ordinary Americans phone records for some undisclosed reason has everybody stumped. We thought we would each do a reaction to the story and then select the best one to post. We got nowhere:
Czar: Phoney Seizure
GorT: How Much Data We Can Extrapolate From A Single Phone Record
Mandarin: Was John Birch Right All Along?
Volgi: In 1392, Gôlmnakh al-Rölãçxmnir Did The Same Thing To The Dylutian Princes
Doctor J: 10 Ideas For A Smashing Doctor Who/My Little Pony Crossover
Ghettoputer: Obama Has Whole Fist Up Privacys No-No Hole
Божію Поспѣшествующею Милостію Мы, Дима Грозный Императоръ и Самодержецъ Всероссiйскiй, цѣсарь Московскiй. The Czar was born in the steppes of Russia in 1267, and was cheated out of total control of all Russia upon the death of Boris Mikhailovich, who replaced Alexander Yaroslav Nevsky in 1263. However, in 1283, our Czar was passed over due to a clerical error and the rule of all Russia went to his second cousin Daniil (Даниил Александрович), whom Czar still resents. As a half-hearted apology, the Czar was awarded control over Muscovy, inconveniently located 5,000 miles away just outside Chicago. He now spends his time seething about this and writing about other stuff that bothers him.