MoDo, the PoMo Ho and NYT employee, when reached for  comment, told ‘Puter the NYT’s editors must have balls this big to expect its readers to believe that women are so dumb they don’t know how babies get inside them.

‘Puter’s hopping mad, having just read this New York Times editorial.  ‘Puter expected the New York Times’ editors to be incensed that Obama’s Justice Department appealed a court ruling requiring so-called “morning after” pills be made available without prescription, to all women, regardless of age.

But what ‘Puter didn’t expect is this bit of hatefulness.

Lack of access to safe contraception will not stop adolescents from having sex. Girls who have sex should not be punished with unintended pregnancies.

Here’s a newsflash for the facts-of-life challenged New York Times editors, and likely its readers as well. Pregnancy, intended or not, is not a punishment.  It is the natural and normal consequence of heterosexual sexual intercourse.

If you have unprotected sex (or even protected sex), there’s a very real, non-zero possibility you might end up pregnant.  The only way to be certain you don’t get pregnant is to keep your consarned knees together, no matter how cute or rich the guy is. No matter what the guy promises you. No matter how horny you are.  That’s it.  Abstinence is the only 100% certain way to avoid pregnancy.

If you choose to have sex, you are accepting the known and foreseeable risk that your partner’s (or partners’) little swimmers are going to make their way to your genetic legacy, creating a human life. For the slow and the New York Times editors out there (but then ‘Puter repeats himself), if you have sex and get knocked up, you’re not getting punished. You’re getting the likely consequence of your actions.

Liberals can pretend all they want.  Leftists can pretend that abortion isn’t the willful taking of a human life.  Our Democrat overlords can pretend that the easy availability of birth control, which led to the sexual revolution, hasn’t irreparably harmed America’s women, and therefore its families.  The enlightened Left can pretend that it’s a great idea to make it easier for 11 year olds to have sex. 

But ‘Puter won’t let the fact-challenged, hard Left morons populating the editorial board at the New York Times get away with claiming pregnancy is a unfair punishment meted out for unknown reasons to women who had no idea what consequences might flow from getting nice with a guy they just met at a frat party.

Women who are old enough to choose to have sex are old enough to know that they could get pregnant.  Disregard of a known risk, then complaining when the foreseeable consequence happens isn’t a punishment. It’s stupidity.

The New York Times editors should be ashamed.

'Puter

Always right, unless he isn’t, the infallible Ghettoputer F. X. Gormogons claims to be an in-law of the Volgi, although no one really believes this.

’Puter carefully follows economic and financial trends, legal affairs, and serves as the Gormogons’ financial and legal advisor. He successfully defended us against a lawsuit from a liquor distributor worth hundreds of thousands of dollars in unpaid deliveries of bootleg shandies.

The Geep has an IQ so high it is untestable and attempts to measure it have resulted in dangerously unstable results as well as injuries to researchers. Coincidentally, he publishes intelligence tests as a side gig.

His sarcasm is so highly developed it borders on the psychic, and he is often able to insult a person even before meeting them. ’Puter enjoys hunting small game with 000 slugs and punt guns, correcting homilies in real time at Mass, and undermining unions. ’Puter likes to wear a hockey mask and carry an axe into public campgrounds, where he bursts into people’s tents and screams. As you might expect, he has been shot several times but remains completely undeterred.

He assures us that his obsessive fawning over news stories involving women teachers sleeping with young students is not Freudian in any way, although he admits something similar once happened to him. Uniquely, ’Puter is unable to speak, read, or write Russian, but he is able to sing it fluently.

Geep joined the order in the mid-1980s. He arrived at the Castle door with dozens of steamer trunks and an inarticulate hissing creature of astonishingly low intelligence he calls “Sleestak.” Ghettoputer appears to make his wishes known to Sleestak, although no one is sure whether this is the result of complex sign language, expert body posture reading, or simply beating Sleestak with a rubber mallet.

‘Puter suggests the Czar suck it.