To: The Czar, The Mandarin, Confucius, GorT and Puter
From: Dr. J.
Re: Spring Break
Dear Dread Colleagues:
Clan J. is headed to the Eastern Palace for some R&R as New Atlantis is enjoying spring break this week. Czar, please take care of Lady J. Given your fondness for the canine set, I figured she’d receive the most TLC in Muscovy. Mandy, please take care of the saber-toothed tigers, all they need are their daily ration of meat, water, and the occasional kilo of catnip. Their litterbox isn’t bad if you bring the snow shovel. Volgi, please water the plants. They like to be talked to as well. Any language will do. GorT, keep an eye on 2-1B. No vivisections. Puter, stay the hell out of the fridge.