…or something like that. Maybe a more apropos title for this post would be, “Life Imitates Popular Soap-SitDramaComs”. Where is GorT going with this, you ask? Two days ago, I was watching The Five on FoxNews and Greg Gutfeld made a passing comment in one of the segments that people seem to go along with President Obama because he’s the “cool kid in school” and it’s like we’re in high school still. I’ve long believed that the younger American voter, by and large, can be swayed by popular opinion. Popular opinion can be largely steered by the media. After all, the media, in this case, including marketing and advertisers, influence popular culture from clothing, styles, they way people speak, things that are “in” and “out”.
Consider the following analogous high school drama archetypes with current political figures:
You get the point, I think. It would be easy to add in a few more archetypes that we’ve all seen from these movies. There only remains two questions:
- Will the conventional storyline play out where the underdog hero overcomes the trendy, popular clique and shows the audience and the rest of the school why the popular group isn’t the one to follow and emulate?
- Will American voters clue in that the manipulated image of the popular group isn’t what we need and is nothing more than smoke and mirrors?
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