You know, it isnt just Puter who can post tasteless crap like this.
This is severely unfunny. Not a redeeming thing about this at all. Total immaturity, and exploiting the last socially tolerated form of gross prejudice: making fun of fat kids. If you thought this was in any way funny, you should feel very guilty. Just like we did.
Hat tip to The Feral Irishman.
Божію Поспѣшествующею Милостію Мы, Дима Грозный Императоръ и Самодержецъ Всероссiйскiй, цѣсарь Московскiй. The Czar was born in the steppes of Russia in 1267, and was cheated out of total control of all Russia upon the death of Boris Mikhailovich, who replaced Alexander Yaroslav Nevsky in 1263. However, in 1283, our Czar was passed over due to a clerical error and the rule of all Russia went to his second cousin Daniil (Даниил Александрович), whom Czar still resents. As a half-hearted apology, the Czar was awarded control over Muscovy, inconveniently located 5,000 miles away just outside Chicago. He now spends his time seething about this and writing about other stuff that bothers him.