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GorT received an update from MC 900 Ft. Meteorologist regarding a wrinkle that local DC customers of Pepco and BGE will experience in their next bill: Bill Stabilization Adjustment.
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More Maryland craziness:WASHINGTON, D.C. (WUSA) Some of you will see an extra charge in your next electric bill because Pepco and BGE lost money when they couldn’t charge customers to deliver power during the storm outage.“The storm adjustment kicks in automatically,” said Maryland Public Service Commission spokeswoman Regina Davis. “The BSA (Bill Stabilization Adjustment) is calculated and applied by the companies, but checked by PSC staff and we make the utilities correct it if they get it wrong.”WTFO? Pepco and BGE get to charge you extra for being unable to deliver electricity after a storm? How the hell did this come to be permitted?I don’t blame the utilities here, but instead the Maryland PSC. Only California-class morons would think it’s a good idea to let utilities provide electricity on 29 out of 30 days but still bill you for 30 days anyway.The more I read about Maryland government, the more I see that there are two states in the Union that should be forcibly ejected (California being the first to go).
Essentially they determine just how much money they’ll need from a particular group of customers (group in the sense of a rate class: residential, small commercial, large commercial, etc.) in order to hit their PSC-approved revenue targets. Then, on a month by month basis they look at the revenue from each group. If its short of the revenue requirements – because less energy was consumed – then they true it up via the BSA rider. If they exceed revenue – because more energy was consumed than predicted – then it becomes a credit to consumers within that rate class.
Typically the effects of outages from storms are excluded from the BSA calculations – its intended to deal with regular efficiency/conservation measures, not extraordinary events like storms but clearly, with a significant number of customers out of power for four or more days, it is likely that Pepco will not hit their PSC-approved revenue targets this month. A month where energy usage is usually high due to the summer heat.
So while we’re all throwing Pepco under the bus – rightfully so given what I’ve read and heard – the PSC should be holding hands in its complicit partnership with Pepco. The PSC should be protecting the customers from the dangers of a monopolistic service. Something that the past decade has shown they haven’t done.

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