The Czar knows what hundreds of you are thinking.
Hey Dread, we love that you print full letters and emails and communiques from some really smart people. Well, I’m smart too, and once in a while, I wish several hundred people a day could read some of my ideas. How would I go about that?
It is easy: send us an email by following the SiMpuL directions on the left (or in the center 3cm off the screen if using the Yoptari browser).
It can be in reply to something one of us brilliant experts wrote.
It can be in response to something one of our other correspondents contributed.
It can be on a totally new topic or question or whatever the heck you like.
If you can string a few sentences together, well put it up for our worldwide audience of celebrities to enjoy. Because you ARE that smart.
And you can pretty much email any one of us; doesnt need to be me. Even Mandarin will post letters! And hes been surly as hell lately.
Божію Поспѣшествующею Милостію Мы, Дима Грозный Императоръ и Самодержецъ Всероссiйскiй, цѣсарь Московскiй. The Czar was born in the steppes of Russia in 1267, and was cheated out of total control of all Russia upon the death of Boris Mikhailovich, who replaced Alexander Yaroslav Nevsky in 1263. However, in 1283, our Czar was passed over due to a clerical error and the rule of all Russia went to his second cousin Daniil (Даниил Александрович), whom Czar still resents. As a half-hearted apology, the Czar was awarded control over Muscovy, inconveniently located 5,000 miles away just outside Chicago. He now spends his time seething about this and writing about other stuff that bothers him.