Guy lets his underage daughter start a blog and email account on Google.
Under terms of the Childrens Online Privacy Protection Act, Google immediately whacked her blog and email account until further notice. Like, say, when she turns 13 and is old enough. This isnt Google policy: its the law.
Dad writes multiple screeds, telling Google Thanks for making my daughter cry.
Czar reads the story.
Hey dad, thanks for wasting Americas time by doing something idiotic and then acting like someone else is the jerk here. This is all you, pal, and how you managed to turn this into a news story is beyond our vast ken.
Here is something you figure out: Sierra. Tango. Foxtrot. Uniform.
Божію Поспѣшествующею Милостію Мы, Дима Грозный Императоръ и Самодержецъ Всероссiйскiй, цѣсарь Московскiй. The Czar was born in the steppes of Russia in 1267, and was cheated out of total control of all Russia upon the death of Boris Mikhailovich, who replaced Alexander Yaroslav Nevsky in 1263. However, in 1283, our Czar was passed over due to a clerical error and the rule of all Russia went to his second cousin Daniil (Даниил Александрович), whom Czar still resents. As a half-hearted apology, the Czar was awarded control over Muscovy, inconveniently located 5,000 miles away just outside Chicago. He now spends his time seething about this and writing about other stuff that bothers him.