I’ll see your preggie pops and raise you…
Dread and Awful Czar,
Dr. J. accepts your bet with relish. Should his beloved Philadelphia Flyers defeat the mighty Blackhawks, Dr. J. requests, in addition to the aforementioned Mallort-favored Preggie-Pops, a five course dinner for four, with wild boar as the secret ingredient, at the Czar’s choice of either Sinuiju, or if he cannot swing that, the Relais et Chateaux endorsed Chicago restaurant Everest will suffice.
Should the Flyers fall in ignominious defeat, Dr. J. will relinquish his D-battery launching rail gun to the Czar.
See you at the Leaping Peacock at the appointed time.
Warmest Regards,
Dr. J.
