Special Operative Extraordinary (sorry, that should read extra-ordinary) MC has been stationed up on the Mandarin’s orbiting mind control satellite changing the oil, and notified us that the webcam we put on there has been compromised.

Suppose ‘Puter let Dat Ho on the Internet again?

Somehow they’re still crediting this to NASA and the ISS – great job of mass deception and/or YouTube hacking.

Sigh. Yeah, that’s what happened. Although, since it already made it out on the web (and NASA gets the blame as the result of a Muslim outreach program), we might as well share this with everybody.

A note for observers: see those cool lightning flashes? Not lightning flashes, but discharges from the mind control matrix. Each one represents a new reader.

The Czar of Muscovy

Божію Поспѣшествующею Милостію Мы, Дима Грозный Императоръ и Самодержецъ Всероссiйскiй, цѣсарь Московскiй. The Czar was born in the steppes of Russia in 1267, and was cheated out of total control of all Russia upon the death of Boris Mikhailovich, who replaced Alexander Yaroslav Nevsky in 1263. However, in 1283, our Czar was passed over due to a clerical error and the rule of all Russia went to his second cousin Daniil (Даниил Александрович), whom Czar still resents. As a half-hearted apology, the Czar was awarded control over Muscovy, inconveniently located 5,000 miles away just outside Chicago. He now spends his time seething about this and writing about other stuff that bothers him.