Are you wondering what President Obama is going to announce in his upcoming Major Speech to the Nation?

Really? No, we didn’t think so. In fact, we can pretty much call this like a rigged bingo game. Look for:

• An assurance that he feels the pain, and he knows Americans are hurting.
• A gripe about politics as usual being at the heart of it.
• A statement that both parties are to blame for this. But mostly Republicans.
• Him to say he will be perfectly clear, and/or that we should make no mistake about it.
• Class warfare propaganda about “the Rich.”
• An announcement of new programs to help Americans get back to work
• A weird comment that winds up being a badly delivered joke.
• A classic false choice about Americans needing to decide between Listening to Obama and simply watching the whole country fall into the shitter.
• A reminder that government is the answer.
• Statements that initially appear to support the small business owner, but ultimately offer no help to small business owners at all.
• A reference or two to some Conservative or Republican ideal, in hopes this makes him biparisany.

Is this getting annoying or what?

The Czar of Muscovy

Божію Поспѣшествующею Милостію Мы, Дима Грозный Императоръ и Самодержецъ Всероссiйскiй, цѣсарь Московскiй. The Czar was born in the steppes of Russia in 1267, and was cheated out of total control of all Russia upon the death of Boris Mikhailovich, who replaced Alexander Yaroslav Nevsky in 1263. However, in 1283, our Czar was passed over due to a clerical error and the rule of all Russia went to his second cousin Daniil (Даниил Александрович), whom Czar still resents. As a half-hearted apology, the Czar was awarded control over Muscovy, inconveniently located 5,000 miles away just outside Chicago. He now spends his time seething about this and writing about other stuff that bothers him.