Unforeseen
Here is an interesting tidbit you wouldn’t read anywhere else.
Did you know that the film Journey to the Far Side of the Sun was based on a true story?
Word. In fact, the Mandarin told us, we discovered through gravimetric analysis that a planet exactly like Earth exists on the far side of the Sun, always opposite our position. And that, like the movie, everything there is a complete mirror-image of our planet. So there is an anti-you there, reading an anti-version of this post written from right-to-left.
And, in 1960, we actually launched a probe to visit the planet.
Evidently, our probe collided head on with theirs coming to visit us. Go figure.
Божію Поспѣшествующею Милостію Мы, Дима Грозный Императоръ и Самодержецъ Всероссiйскiй, цѣсарь Московскiй. The Czar was born in the steppes of Russia in 1267, and was cheated out of total control of all Russia upon the death of Boris Mikhailovich, who replaced Alexander Yaroslav Nevsky in 1263. However, in 1283, our Czar was passed over due to a clerical error and the rule of all Russia went to his second cousin Daniil (Даниил Александрович), whom Czar still resents. As a half-hearted apology, the Czar was awarded control over Muscovy, inconveniently located 5,000 miles away just outside Chicago. He now spends his time seething about this and writing about other stuff that bothers him.