GorT has a pet peeve…well, a number of them, but I’ll pick on one today. GorT has been running to the store a bunch recently to get supplies for the fireworks celebration tonight at the castle. Don’t ask me where Sleestak or Dat Ho are…maybe ‘Puter has them seasoning his dutch ovens. Regardless, I’ve been frequenting various shopping mall, strip mall and grocery store parking lots in the last few days (including this morning) in MoCo, MD. Aside from the stupidity of how people drive in parking lots, my biggest irritation comes when I see the seemingly abusive use of a handicap parking tag and space. I’m making a visible judgement here, but when you are in your 30s or 40s, park at a store in the handicap space with a handicap hanging tag and proceed to walk in without any noticeable issue, hit the Starbucks, browse the aisles, load a sizeable bag of dog food into your cart, go through checkout and return to your car and load it with said grocery items – all without the hint of a physical disability, I have to wonder. I know of one case at my workplace where a gentleman is really stretching a sports-related injury to make use of the medical reserved spaces. This just isn’t right. The local news station even did a piece on similar issues. For those with real reasons for doing so that might not be apparent to others, I apologize. To those that are making use of it because of a friend or relative – park in a normal spot – you’re not handicapped, don’t abuse it. And to those flat out abusing the system just to be 50′ closer to the store, get off your lazy ass – there’s a circle of hell waiting.
GorT is an eight-foot-tall robot from the 51ˢᵗ Century who routinely time-travels to steal expensive technology from the future and return it to the past for retroinvention. The profits from this pay all the Gormogons’ bills, including subsidizing this website. Some of the products he has introduced from the future include oven mitts, the Guinness widget, Oxy-Clean, and Dr. Pepper. Due to his immense cybernetic brain, GorT is able to produce a post in 0.023 seconds and research it in even less time. Only ’Puter spends less time on research. GorT speaks entirely in zeros and ones, but occasionally throws in a ڭ to annoy the Volgi. He is a massive proponent of science, technology, and energy development, and enjoys nothing more than taking the Czar’s more interesting scientific theories, going into the past, publishing them as his own, and then returning to take credit for them. He is the only Gormogon who is capable of doing math. Possessed of incredible strength, he understands the awesome responsibility that follows and only uses it to hurt people.