In case you had not heard, the Obama administration is expected to announce shortly that Public Enemy Number 1 has been killed by an American attack last week, and DNA evidence due back today confirms it.
Well, give us a little time to get the facts. We will comment anon.
Update: Apparently the actual firefight happened this weekend, and the initial reports had it wrong: DNA confirmation is expected to come this week, although everyone is 100% sure we got the guy.
Божію Поспѣшествующею Милостію Мы, Дима Грозный Императоръ и Самодержецъ Всероссiйскiй, цѣсарь Московскiй. The Czar was born in the steppes of Russia in 1267, and was cheated out of total control of all Russia upon the death of Boris Mikhailovich, who replaced Alexander Yaroslav Nevsky in 1263. However, in 1283, our Czar was passed over due to a clerical error and the rule of all Russia went to his second cousin Daniil (Даниил Александрович), whom Czar still resents. As a half-hearted apology, the Czar was awarded control over Muscovy, inconveniently located 5,000 miles away just outside Chicago. He now spends his time seething about this and writing about other stuff that bothers him.