A Little Internal Chat
Dear readers: please ignore this post. This is intended for Volgi, Mandarin, ‘Puter, or GorT.
Would one of you geniuses mind revealing who was so freaking hung-over-tired this morning that he left a bowl of Kix cereal, with milk and spoon, in the pantry? And, one supposes this is the same individual who left the gallon of milk in the cupboard over the sink. The entire gallon was room temperature by the time we found it, and the Czar had to pour it out.
Milk is expensive, fools. Please do not waste it like that.
Божію Поспѣшествующею Милостію Мы, Дима Грозный Императоръ и Самодержецъ Всероссiйскiй, цѣсарь Московскiй. The Czar was born in the steppes of Russia in 1267, and was cheated out of total control of all Russia upon the death of Boris Mikhailovich, who replaced Alexander Yaroslav Nevsky in 1263. However, in 1283, our Czar was passed over due to a clerical error and the rule of all Russia went to his second cousin Daniil (Даниил Александрович), whom Czar still resents. As a half-hearted apology, the Czar was awarded control over Muscovy, inconveniently located 5,000 miles away just outside Chicago. He now spends his time seething about this and writing about other stuff that bothers him.