Ingmar Guandique, the MS-13 gang banger who brutally killed Chandra Levy back in 2001, was sentenced to 60 years by a DC superior court today.

Read through the news stories about this. Here’s one, for example.

Note the passing reference to Rep. Gary Condit, that he was an initial suspect in her then-disappearance.

And note the predictable absence of accountability in the various news stories. The Czar suggests the following paragraph:

Condit was a capable Congressman, who had his career destroyed and credibility ruined when the public media decided, despite any evidence other than his admitted affair with the victim, that he was clearly and inarguably guilty. We, the press, owe him a great apology for our inability to follow good journalistic ethics in this regard. We are sorry for the lengthy how-he-did-it and why-he-did-it speculation that caused most Americans to consider, quite seriously, that he did in fact do it, even though our sole motivation was the salacious greed to bring down somebody we thought we were smarter than. We hope Mr. Condit, now in quiet, private life, can rebuild his self-esteem, and urge his friends and family to accept him as a decent guy.

Although the certainty is that they will simpy gloss over their own bloody hands.

The Czar of Muscovy

Божію Поспѣшествующею Милостію Мы, Дима Грозный Императоръ и Самодержецъ Всероссiйскiй, цѣсарь Московскiй. The Czar was born in the steppes of Russia in 1267, and was cheated out of total control of all Russia upon the death of Boris Mikhailovich, who replaced Alexander Yaroslav Nevsky in 1263. However, in 1283, our Czar was passed over due to a clerical error and the rule of all Russia went to his second cousin Daniil (Даниил Александрович), whom Czar still resents. As a half-hearted apology, the Czar was awarded control over Muscovy, inconveniently located 5,000 miles away just outside Chicago. He now spends his time seething about this and writing about other stuff that bothers him.