A very nice reader from Massachusetts writes in:

This seems like something right up your alley:

A poster promoting a Mongolian language class at an Australian university:

As is expected from all your subjects, I read the blog daily, and fear punishment when I occasionally don’t find the time to.

Please, Master, keep up the excellent work.

Thanks! No, we won’t reveal your name or location. And, in response to your other question, Muscovy is over 9,000 miles away from Sydney, Australia. However, the Plateau of Leng has been known to materialize there from time to time, where it is sometimes mistaken for Uluru by tourists. Actually, the Czar does not think we have been there for many decades. Might be time to go again.

The Czar of Muscovy

Божію Поспѣшествующею Милостію Мы, Дима Грозный Императоръ и Самодержецъ Всероссiйскiй, цѣсарь Московскiй. The Czar was born in the steppes of Russia in 1267, and was cheated out of total control of all Russia upon the death of Boris Mikhailovich, who replaced Alexander Yaroslav Nevsky in 1263. However, in 1283, our Czar was passed over due to a clerical error and the rule of all Russia went to his second cousin Daniil (Даниил Александрович), whom Czar still resents. As a half-hearted apology, the Czar was awarded control over Muscovy, inconveniently located 5,000 miles away just outside Chicago. He now spends his time seething about this and writing about other stuff that bothers him.