Baby, it’s still cold outside.
Yes, it’s me again with another “climate change” post. The National Weather Service reported today that 49 out of the 50 states (plus the District of Columbia) have snow on the ground. Currently, Florida is the only state without snow on the ground as Hawaii has over 6 inches on top of Mauna Kea. Never in recent, recorded meterologic history has snow been reported on the ground in all 50 states. Twice in the past, this has been reported: on January 19, 1977 when oddly South Carolina was the sole state sans snow and maybe not surprisingly, last winter on February 10, 2010 in the midst of Snowmeggedon when Hawaii was without snow.
I remain convinced of the cyclical nature of the climate patterns we experience on Earth.
GorT is an eight-foot-tall robot from the 51ˢᵗ Century who routinely time-travels to steal expensive technology from the future and return it to the past for retroinvention. The profits from this pay all the Gormogons’ bills, including subsidizing this website. Some of the products he has introduced from the future include oven mitts, the Guinness widget, Oxy-Clean, and Dr. Pepper. Due to his immense cybernetic brain, GorT is able to produce a post in 0.023 seconds and research it in even less time. Only ’Puter spends less time on research. GorT speaks entirely in zeros and ones, but occasionally throws in a ڭ to annoy the Volgi. He is a massive proponent of science, technology, and energy development, and enjoys nothing more than taking the Czar’s more interesting scientific theories, going into the past, publishing them as his own, and then returning to take credit for them. He is the only Gormogon who is capable of doing math. Possessed of incredible strength, he understands the awesome responsibility that follows and only uses it to hurt people.