For those of you awake around 1:33am tomorrow morning (21st), there is a lunar eclipse. Eh, so what, you might say. Well, it is the first time in 372 years that the lunar eclipse falls on the winter solstice. Plus there’s a bonus for anyone that gets up: the Ursids meteors will be out and more visible with the dimmed moon. See this link for a chart (towards the bottom) of how visible the eclipse will be in your area.
Don’t say that we’re not spreading the festive mood by arranging this for you all!
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