Your Mandarin received this short communiqué from the royal surgeon regarding this post.
What’s a liberal doing with a firearm?
Me thought’m lefty pale-face hate’m firestick.
Well Dr. J you have to remember that liberals/progressives operate under the do as I say, not as I do belief system. You are correct in that they don’t want you to own a gun, but that doesn’t mean that they want to be left defenseless. Apparently they just want to be left clueless.
The Mandarin, whose real name is 吏恆, joined the order in 1309, and introduced the Gormogons into England during the 18th Century.
The Mandarin enjoys spending time with his pet manticore, Βάρἰκος, or Barry (who can be found in the Bestiary). When not in the Castle…well, frankly, nobody is quite sure where he goes.
The Mandarin popularized the fine art of “gut booting,” by which he delivers a powerful kick to the stomach of anyone that annoys him. Although nearly universal today, the act of gut booting or threatening someone or something with a gut boot is solely due to him.