…made the statement against us becoming “a nation of bloggers.”  Steve Jobs and Apple are now facing a number of lawsuits based on violations of the Federal Communications Act, defect in design, product liability related to negligence and breach of implied warranty, intentional and negligent misrepresentation and more.  Read here for details.

It stems from the iPhone 4 antenna “you’re holding it wrong” debacle.  As a point of order, most of the issue can be resolved with a 99¢ wristband (h/t the Volgi) and this does seem a bit litigious for my taste.  But, I’d be pretty upset if I dropped a couple hundred dollars on a new iPhone and signed up for an AT&T contract with some large termination fee and then couldn’t hold my phone like many would (including Steve Jobs himself and many Apple advertisements show….note: WITHOUT an Apple protective case or modified wristband). 

Maybe someone can quell this “sillybandz” craze and market wrapping them around your iPhones so you can have a conversation.  Of course, we already have released the Gormogon-shaped sillybandz so if you (or your child) think that the glow-in the dark phoenix is a rare one, just try finding a ‘Puter shaped sill bandz.  Dat Ho, keep working that press, we’ve got an order for 50 more Volgis.

GorT

GorT is an eight-foot-tall robot from the 51ˢᵗ Century who routinely time-travels to steal expensive technology from the future and return it to the past for retroinvention. The profits from this pay all the Gormogons’ bills, including subsidizing this website. Some of the products he has introduced from the future include oven mitts, the Guinness widget, Oxy-Clean, and Dr. Pepper. Due to his immense cybernetic brain, GorT is able to produce a post in 0.023 seconds and research it in even less time. Only ’Puter spends less time on research. GorT speaks entirely in zeros and ones, but occasionally throws in a ڭ to annoy the Volgi. He is a massive proponent of science, technology, and energy development, and enjoys nothing more than taking the Czar’s more interesting scientific theories, going into the past, publishing them as his own, and then returning to take credit for them. He is the only Gormogon who is capable of doing math. Possessed of incredible strength, he understands the awesome responsibility that follows and only uses it to hurt people.