The Czar for one welcomes this progress.
Here is Gormogon operative TD and friend, in an early experiment.
Here is why we gave up on monkeys all together. You can even hear a Gormogon operative (not sure whom) comment why.
Once the Mandarin got going, we had better progress as seen in this early test video from 1960:
And Puter, always jealous, did not quite do as well with his army of dogs.
Pathetic. So enjoy the bears!
Божію Поспѣшествующею Милостію Мы, Дима Грозный Императоръ и Самодержецъ Всероссiйскiй, цѣсарь Московскiй. The Czar was born in the steppes of Russia in 1267, and was cheated out of total control of all Russia upon the death of Boris Mikhailovich, who replaced Alexander Yaroslav Nevsky in 1263. However, in 1283, our Czar was passed over due to a clerical error and the rule of all Russia went to his second cousin Daniil (Даниил Александрович), whom Czar still resents. As a half-hearted apology, the Czar was awarded control over Muscovy, inconveniently located 5,000 miles away just outside Chicago. He now spends his time seething about this and writing about other stuff that bothers him.